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I'm cool

[Eric @amerix]

In Uganda, a musician was killed for sleeping with another man's wife.

Stay away from someone's wife.

You will be killed.

Most of you don't listen.

Don't sleep in a woman's house. You will discover that you are not the only one paying rent.

Respect yourself.

[Karoline Gosling @KarolineGosling]

Hi my name is Karoline and I am trying to destroy Feminism because it is extremely evil and is destroying society and has also ruined women

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

POV: your wedding tent steals the spotlight

[Count Guigues IV of Albon @b_Manono]

@K24Tv Bro come on you 32..stop lying

[Eric @amerix]

There are boys who still kneel before girls in the name of, "Will you marry me?"

Idiots.

A woman cannot marry you, it is you marrying her.

She should kneel before you because you are doing her a favour.

Delete that stupid mentality from your head.

Refuse to be emasculated.

[Eric @amerix]

3 in every 5 men you meet in Nairobi are overweight, fat, or Obese.

Consequences:

A thick layer of subcutaneous and visceral fat swamping and inundating a man's most important tool for human survival.

Consequences:

Weak erections, female characters.

Change or Perish

[Eric @amerix]

2017 tulienda kuambia baba

"Baba, hawa wanataka kuiba."

Baba akasema,

"Shauri yao."

We even created a secret parallel server and Matiang'i sent police goons to terrorize us.

Wakabeba kila kitu.

Matiang'i was just a month old in that office. He was unforgiving, that man.

Nkaisery had just died a month ago.

He collapsed, died at Karen Hospital.

I still think this was a conspiracy.

Friday 4th August tuliambiwa tunakujiwa.

Our expert from Canada Andreas Katsouris was deported that Saturday.

Nilitorokea huko Ngong kujificha hukoo. Ole Tiwaine and Benjamin Nkaate sijui walikimbia Narok.

Mambo ilikuwa moto.

Nikiona watu wengine wakiongea hapa fwaaa, I just mind my business.

Hamjui shit.

[Utd Journalist @UtdJournalist]

🚨 BREAKING!

Manchester United expect JJ Gabriel to leave and could receive as little as £300,000 in training compensation!

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Streets will never forget when Mane finished 2nd in the Ballon D’or

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: "The Brazilian national team's technical staff believes the issue with Brazil's young players is that they don't mature because they don't play."

"They don't play here, and they don't play abroad."

"Take the cases of Endrick or Estêvão, for example: they leave at 18 or 19, arrive at a top European club, and don't get playing time."

[Eric @amerix]

Live within your means.

Be content with what you have.

Don't try to live other people's lives.

Don't borrow a loan to buy a car just because a neighbour has a car or because you want to impress people.

Don't buy an M-KOPA phone. Save and buy.

Be at peace with yourself.

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

women, mothers, stop changing your clothes in front of your kids...

[Commentary Xavier @pakaluxavierog]

Order has been restored.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Nairobi clubs are empty nowadays, they are really struggling to stay afloat. I was at BnD last week during the Manchester derby & I could literally count everyone in seconds. Parking lot was empty, you could see fear on waiters eyes. The govt needs to let the money circulate NOW.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Until you’re married, you may never understand why some men cheat. A man can love his wife, provide, protect and stay faithful for years, yet slowly become a stranger in his own bedroom. When intimacy turns into a favor, a negotiation, or something he has to beg for, rejection starts to hurt differently.

1/2

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🧠🇵🇹 The movement, the passing, the finish. Beautiful team goal from Rúben Amorim’s AC Milan! 🔴⚫️💫

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Tino Livramento, Kobbie Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Marcus Rashford and Declan Rice have all withdrawn from England’s UEFA Nations League fixtures.

James Garner and Morgan Gibbs-White have been called up.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Eric @amerix]

It is men who mislead women to gamble, drink alcohol, smoke, masturbate, watch porn and steal.

It is because women are gullible followers.

You can tell a woman to go and steal for you, and she will do it.

Or to carry cocaine inside a loaf of bread and bring it into prison, and she will do it.

Or to hide a pair of pliers in a piece of bread because you want to escape from jail, and she will truly believe you will escape.

That is why, in an election, an evidently incompetent idiot can convince women to vote for him because he will give them freedom, and they will believe him.

Zero logic. Children.

[Eric @amerix]

@KenyaPower, when will you overhaul that Bungoma office?

The losses in the town occasioned by frequent power loss is unfathomable.

If the technical and operation managers are not interested in serving, redeploy them to Stima Plaza, Parklands.