Menno Simons

I was told that I am the most influential Mennonite. (formerly @wearemenno)

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@MennonitesUSA If you don’t mind me asking, who is the one being worshipped?

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@ByranSmucker @JaredALee Based on the last several weeks; believing in lies seem to be a rather common thread amongst some Mennonites.

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@JerrellPWill The conservatives left a long time ago otherwise neither of the resolutions would never have passed. Some have better things to do than to fight every single convention on the same issues.

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@ZionOld @clandes606 The denomination is maybe 10% of Mennonites in the US (even less if you consider groups that are Mennonite but don’t have in the name). When the denomination came together in 2004 it was about 150k and today it’s around 60k or so.

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@AnabaptistRev I assume it’s because they’re all gifs.

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@toddgrotenhuis Sometimes you have to take two steps forward to get three steps back.

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@millerjune @toddgrotenhuis I’m pretty sure that ship sailed awhile ago.

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@ThePeterBuller When you’re willing to alienate anyone who disagrees with you until they leave; prayer isn’t really necessary to accomplish the remaining people’s goals.

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@notrunningfast @RobSomerville1 The hardest part of becoming Mennonite is overcoming the cultural differences.

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@clandes606 LMC; or as I like to call it "Elijah's 7000." Keep refusing to bend the knee.

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@ScottSprunger Good thing we voted on the war thing a long time ago so that soldiers don't feel awkward.

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@MelissaFloBix So when we talk about "mutually discerned beliefs"; is that just lip service if it's something that we don't believe?

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@ReadyHarvest So do the membership guidelines get to move to Sarasota now; or is this one of those things where you just ignore them in a nursing home like you have the past thirty years?

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@DeseretStone If Mennonites have taught us anything, it’s that you keep “discerning” until everyone else leaves; then you can vote and call it a unanimous move of the “Spirit.”

The result is a long, decades long pyrrhic victory.

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@TimAAmor The more you repeat the verses you sing the more it becomes reality. #mennorumble22

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@TimAAmor You mean the heat from the heretics we burn through communal documents isn’t enough to warm your heart and inspire you? #mennorumble22

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@TimAAmor @BlackBerryPhD Presbyterian minister 🤝 MCUSA minister

A similar path to similar futures.

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@joncarlson A look first at Biblical Justice through a Christ-centered lens perhaps would have been a helpful guide for the other ones. Alas…ships and sailing.

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@AlvisPettker Honestly a bit disappointed in Jesus that he never took the time to sit & love the Pharisees more before calling them broods of vipers for their skewed principals.

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@TimAAmor @BlackBerryPhD Maybe like Mr Rogers; only with more theology guided by King Friday XIII