Stephen Weightman

Song and dance man

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Messi's face when he realized he was talking to Daníel Guðjohnsen, son of his former Barcelona teammate Eiður Guðjohnsen 😂

Messi and Eiður played together and won a treble in 2009. Now, Messi is about to play in his sixth World Cup 🤯

[Football Transfers @Transfersdotcom]

Paraguay have won the World Cup of World Cup send offs

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

A young Michael McIntyre aged 13 on Going Live with Five Star (just before Elliot told them they were f*****g crap) 🤣

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Tyler Adams and Raul Jimenez star in one of the best football commercials you'll ever see. Reminiscent of iconic early 2000s ⚽ ads.

I’m dying with Channing Tatum as Erling Haaland’s stunt double. 💀

[Stephen Weightman @weave8]

Shithousery of the highest order

[Out Of Context Erling Haaland @ErlingNoContext]

Erling Haaland you legend 🤣

[Michael Lee 🇺🇦 @michael_lee1317]

TNT's Champions League final coverage was appalling. Who was it meant to be for?

My piece for @F365.

https://t.co/nM4On3qc27

[Serbian Football Scout @SerbFootyScout]

Defensive football is legitimate football too and can be enjoyable even (when the Italians do it), but the mental gymnastics we’ve seen around this Arsenal side have been embarrassing.

The same people would blast Simeone or Mourinho, yet here they were trying to convince us to enjoy what was basically an NFL team playing football. Kudos for the optimization of details and maximizing every edge possible, but even Arsène Wenger must have been disgusted by it, and rightfully so.

Trophies matter, but football is also about leaving a mark. Wenger’s Arsenal had people falling in love with the game. This side has people celebrating when they lose.

Happy for Kvara. It was obvious he was carrying an injury, yet he still produced the key moment.

[Stephen Weightman @weave8]

He was like Ferguson’s lap dog
Talks a good game, decent manager but in reality you are only going so far with him in charge. This is going to turn toxic next season, best to cut the cord now #Everton

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

"I want Rooney."

David Moyes reveals what happened when Sir Alex Ferguson told him that he wanted to bring the striker to Old Trafford.

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

I don’t know what’s more depressing. The fact that he decided to be literal about the biggest names remark and leave me high and dry or the fact he thinks “driving home on 78” is some sort of victory lap.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

This guy was at the top of his game sucking off strangers in the park. Taylor Swift would never do something like this for her fans.

[Stephen Weightman @weave8]

This is an example of why we have finished 13th. Game management. KDH should have asked for treatment. Spurs get the drop ball own half, no danger!!!
Instead we are to accommodating and don’t play shithouse tactics and get punished for it
Need to be more streetwise #Everton

[Cai Jones @ProducerCai]

First time i've EVER seen play on from a head injury. They then get a corner and score..

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

West Ham asking Everton to help them stay up:

[Stephen Weightman @weave8]

Stubborn cunt #Everton

[Everton @Everton]

Today's Toffees to face @SpursOfficial! 🔵

#TOTEVE

[Stephen Weightman @weave8]

Wow, it’s almost as if the grifter has finally been found out
#Shithouse

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

Former Everton Manager Rafa Benitez has been sacked from Panathinaikos after 8 months in charge

[Retro Toys and Cartoons @toys_retro]

Masters of the Universe Drone Display over the Premier in LA ♥️ ⚔️⚡️#motu #ihavethepower #heman

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Looney Tunes hasn’t aged well

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Maradona used to train like this and no one suspected he was on cocaine 😭

[Tom1878 @bluetom_tom]

No one hand balls on purpose 🤣 this comes to show these officials aren’t fit. Sick of it the amount of points these have cost us this season is mad!

4 penalties in 2 seasons when some teams have had double that in one season.

[Benj @Benjwinst]

This season has been a strange one throughout the league. Clubs potentially finishing mid 50s getting European places, teams potentially going down high 30/40 points. Ancelotti had 59 points and came 10th a few years ago, don’t think we see another one like it for a while.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

The roast everyone is talking about this morning… @TriumphICDHQ destroys me on this week’s episode of @stavvysworld with the LEGEND Robert Smigel!! https://t.co/JBIVY3MjPO