Moh!

Software Engineer 💻 || NodeJS && Typescript 🛠 || Gamer🎮 || DIY💡 || Lungu Boy || Black Box 👤 || 🇳🇬

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BOLA AHMED TINUBU.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

I agree with the conclusion, but I think this is an unfair analogy. The retrieval dog is more like a courier, whose effort is only to find and retrieve the already shot trophy.
Someone else got the bullets, picked the location, found the bird, shot and trained for months to be accurate enough to hit a flying target.
It'll be unfair to compare the dog to Nigerians who celebrate receiving a treat because it's even worse for Nigerians.
Unlike the dog, Nigerians have a high stake in the country, we pay taxes, our parents pay taxes, we improve the economy and the resources belong to us all. We're getting a worse deal than the Dog.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises & people

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

[Hundred @pappy_lekzy]

Always mind your business

[Moh! @web_walkerX]

Cooking eggs in the same pot as the main dish

[First Lady ❤️🦋🥰 @Garbazahrau1]

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to comfortably do it anyway? 🤔🌚

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Moh! @web_walkerX]

@HU_Faruq We day wait you, boss

[𝙍𝘼𝙅𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙍 @Rajveer_here1]

Alexithymia...

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

solivance

[PsudoMike 🇨🇦 @PsudoMike]

Nobody promoted me for writing clean code.

They promoted me when I started writing clear docs, unblocking teammates before they even asked, and saying "I don't know, let me check" instead of guessing in meetings.

Technical skill gets you hired. Communication gets you promoted.

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

"People are like books. Some deceive you with their cover, others surprise you with their content."

— Oscar Wilde

[Moh! @web_walkerX]

@HU_Faruq Lover boys, leave my timeline

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

"A man never forgets the days he was Alone, Batrayed, Ignored and Disrespected.

— Nikola Tesla

[Hesse Philosophy @HermannHessed]

“Once, I saw a bee drown, in honey, and I understood.”

— Nikos Kazantzakis

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

You must learn to see what others cannot, and then develop the ability to articulate it with such fidelity that neither the integrity of your vision nor the understanding of your audience is compromised.

Creativity often bears an uncomfortable resemblance to lunacy.

[Art Gallery @X_ArtGallery]

Max Svabinsky - The Fruit Was Never an Apple, 1918

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

“He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.”

— Plato

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Most men start off like this until they meet women who show them that it means absolutely nothing