Pete Webber

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Does election rules mean that British broadcasting has to give equal coverage to a bin?

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

Nigel Farage

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Bit of fun

[Pete Webber @WEBBERhyde]

@FootballCliches Dreamland?

[Shane Todd @shanetodd]

Yer da does a wee stuttered run for his penalties

[Pete Webber @WEBBERhyde]

@FootballCliches Just switched on BBC one…discussions between the panel about Red-card gate has a wonderfully late-night vibe about it. Production out the window, Micah reclined in his chair. Rooney hurriedly yabbering his thoughts like a small hours convo about conspiracies….great stuff.

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Just to remind ourselves, here are our initial @BylineTimes investigations into Cottrell's role in helping Farage become a true 'Man of the Paypal' er.... checks notes... 7 years ago

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Pete Webber @WEBBERhyde]

@PaulDennett_ Count the “whooshes” here.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Ford rehires human engineers after AI fails to match quality checks https://t.co/qCXegzDALN

[Pete Webber @WEBBERhyde]

@MrsBouquetl9 @AyoCaesar @Nigel_Farage He wasn’t fucking debanked.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

You can almost kill an entire family, and escape prison. Just as long as you’re driving a car - and talk about your mental health.

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: Boris Johnson failed to declare to parliament a gift of private jet flights from the same cryptobillionaire, Christopher Harborne who gave £5m to Nigel Farage, leaked documents reveal.

New #HarborneReceipts investigation from @thenerve_news
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[cait @digicait]

Hi @phoebebridgers in your new song Lost Boys when you sing “On a motor bike, doing 90 in a 55” can you change the lyric to “In a Honda Accord doing the speed limit” for your fans that drive Honda Accords and drive the speed limit? Thanks in advance. Much love, cait

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Scottish fans are stressed out their nut again. Show David Beckham with the largest glass of red wine anyone's ever seen.'