M. Weber

Can go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene. Just make sure to put it in H.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Cincinnati chili has always given us the runs.

#ForTheLand

[Coach Trev @trevorplouffe]

Atlanta Braves over the Houston Astros in 6.

[M. Weber @webermj]

@SenatorMeow its like a bad? good? fever dream

[M. Weber @webermj]

@TheNickLux "Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same"

[chib @chibleee]

if U had a bad week i Love u and hope next week is better. if U had a good week i still love u but i dont wanna hear it

[M. Weber @webermj]

Oh baby. It’s that time again.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

omg

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

this is real life, fyi.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Can’t believe the capitol let people in without temperature checks

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Guys

[M. Weber @webermj]

The funeral is tomorrow. I wish that this didn't have to happen. I wish that Grandpa didn't become a statistic that gets tossed around. I wish that people cared more about their larger communities. I wish that people actually took this whole shit situation seriously.

[M. Weber @webermj]

Yeah, I get it. This COVID shit sucks. But you know what really sucks hardcore shit? Not being able to say goodbye to your grandfather as he lays dying alone in a nursing home because everybody couldn’t fucking take the time to wear a mask and stay apart. That’s what sucks.

[M. Weber @webermj]

@Sam_Blazer "I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying."

[M. Weber @webermj]

in the future some historians are going to uncover an ancient server farm somewhere and its going to be like finding the dead sea twitter scrolls or facebook-etta stone.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

You know, the quarantine was a lot easier when we were all in it together instead of constantly driving past packed restaurants and feeling like the Ghost of Christmas Present is showing me what a chill party everybody is having without me.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Feels like America needs a software update and we all keep hitting ‘remind me later.’

[M. Weber @webermj]

@TheNickLux but what will i do with my incredibly nasally, and jarring Bob Dylan impression if he's done and dusted?

[M. Weber @webermj]

@mikeweberjr Yeah, it's rough.

[Pictures of Dives @picturesofdives]

Bier Stube - Columbus, Ohio

[M. Weber @webermj]

@TheNickLux @picturesofdives Holy ground.