Lucy B

#WordPress. #PageSpeed. Technical Writing. Formerly with WP Rocket. I can help you learn WordPress and make your site fast. #AngelCityFC.

[Lucy B @webtw]

I'm doing a small number of free website speed audits and optimizations. Let me know if you're interested!
#WordPress #webperf #pagespeed

[Lucy B @webtw]

Follow these general principles and it'll help your page perform faster, not only for #PageSpeed, but for real life users as well:
1. Keep a slim, trim page with a small size
2. Avoid too much JavaScript
3. Avoid too much 3rd party content
https://t.co/J2rnWnyeEs

[Lucy B @webtw]

@michelleames oh, great! I'll plan to wake up early and be there one of these weeks!!

[Lucy B @webtw]

@michelleames Heya! 👋 I was wondering if you're still doing Open Office hours every week?

[Lucy B @webtw]

@WiseArts 🤦‍♀️🤣

[Angel City FC @weareangelcity]

LET 'EM TALK, WE'LL LET 'EM KNOW 🤝

2 more weeks in the regular season, and we're going to make them count. See you at BMO this Saturday 🔜 https://t.co/fusT2rTXSe

[Lucy B @webtw]

@MercuriusFilius Who the fuck chases a bear?

[Lucy B @webtw]

@WiseArts @courtneyr_dev Agree! I know how to read and comprehend, please don't write like I'm a child even though that's what common advice tells people to do. The short paragraphs totally break the flow.

[Lucy B @webtw]

What is this new brand of spam I'm seeing?? I'm getting multiple emails from randos saying they want to "back" my company. They always use that word, but there's never any specifics. Very weird, I don't know what the endgame is here or which AI bro told them to do this.

[Lucy B @webtw]

@wpmodder Ah, I see! Thanks!!

[Lucy B @webtw]

@hellofromTonya Glad it was caught early. Wishing you all the best!

[Lucy B @webtw]

@NimbicaAI *replies with an AI -written comment 🤦‍♀️

[Lucy B @webtw]

I made (yes, "vibe coded") a little tool to help you check if your page is cached: https://t.co/UOoojjD7kD

And a blog post to learn how to check the cache manually in your browser:
https://t.co/ellkukyWqc

#WordPress #webperf #webperformance #corewebvitals #pagespeed

[Lucy B @webtw]

@jvmediadesign This was great, btw!

[Lucy B @webtw]

@NimbicaAI Hey, could you stop posting AI comments please? If you read the blog post it has that tip in it.

[Proton Mail @ProtonMail]

Strange new taste, Mark?

[Lucy B @webtw]

@TheCre8tiveDiva You could also let her know your rate is increasing and then charge her whatever dream number you like - she might refuse and not renew anyway, or you end up getting enough money to make it worth it!

[Lucy B @webtw]

@fedesimio Your company brings no good to the world.

[Lucy B @webtw]

@pootlepress Because it's called "vibe coding"! The name exudes the antithesis of what real engineers are about. It gives the ick!

[zellie @zellieimani]

Reminder

[Lucy B @webtw]

Please, algorithm gods, stop rewarding the mouth-open-finger-pointing youtube thumbnail.🙏