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[. @webwitted]

he’ll be binging the star wars trilogies today if anyone needs him —- please pause all crimes for the day.

[. @webwitted]

… this has to be a crime. you’ve never heard of it?!

[closed @UNDEFEATABLEBUG]

What is Star Wars

[. @webwitted]

that’s how i was too, especially in high school. it’s not always a bad thing.

[. @webwitted]

“i had a feeling you were going to say something along those lines.”

“i— well, i didn’t exactly—” * 🙂‍↕️ “okay, fine… i’ll do that.. for next time.”

[𝓑𝐚𝐝 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. (S-H) @FELlNETHEFT]

〝 it's not my fault you're just so fun to throw off balance, spider. 〞

〝 next time, if you want to be on top, all you have to do is ask. 𖹭 〞

[. @webwitted]

it’s officially star wars day — 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

[. @webwitted]

awaiting her cue so he could follow.

[. @webwitted]

“yeah, boy scouts?” mirroring her tilted head, he blinks. typically, everyone knows what boy scouts are, but there’s always a first for everything. “it’s similar to… if i were to promise you something, but just another way to do that.”

his eyes follow the grappling hook,

[. @webwitted]

“i’m not pretending—” scoffing with a light roll of his eyes, though he can feel any bit of frustration melting away as her hand brushes his face. typical.

[‍ ‍ ‍ᅟᅟᅟ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ @HARDYSHEISTS]

she couldn’t help but smile , her gloved hand caressing his face as they dangled together .

⠀⠀ “ you’re so cute when you pretend to be upset with me . i knew you’d be there to catch me . ~ ”

[. @webwitted]

“that—” releasing a huff, he looked up at her as they dangled in the air, slight annoyance in his voice. however, he couldn’t ever be fully upset.

“that was reckless. you shouldn’t have done that.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ᅟᅟᅟ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ @HARDYSHEISTS]

her arms wrap around him securely , a smirk tugging at her lips as he caught her . just as she suspected he would .

⠀⠀ “ did that give you a rush , spider 〜 .ᐣ ”

[. @webwitted]

by weird, i’m assuming you don’t mean people randomly crawling around the walls? ( he asks with a raised brow, a joking underlying tone to his question. )

[` @aarachnai]

( audibly grumbles while making way toward the ground ) I'm not gonna stay long , I just needed to see something ... have you noticed anything weird lately .ᐣ"

[. @webwitted]

head leaning to the side, he watches as she disappears in just a moment.

“felicia—” catapulting himself off the building as panic rushes over him, he dives down to grab her in mid-air, shooting a web to connect to the roof.

[‍ ‍ ‍ᅟᅟᅟ 𝑩ᢉ𐭩𝑴𝑩𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳 .ᐟ @HARDYSHEISTS]

hmm , i’ll show you a real sense of urgency .

( walking along the edge of the roof , she turned to face him with a smirk before letting herself fall backwards and off ! )

[. @webwitted]

i’m sorry. i’m sure you’ll find some great friends though; it may just take a little time.

[. @webwitted]

we are! seriously. you don’t believe me?

[𝓝adia 𝓥an 𝓓yne. @imparentato]

Uh huh.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝙼͟┈ᵒⁿ𝐄𝚈 ／ *͟ 𝐒H͜͡⌖𝐓 .ᐟ @STRICAGE]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝͟⠀ ⠀𝙵𝙾𝚁⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄⠀⠀／⠀⠀𝒲┈𝐈𝐍 ⠀་⺌

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[. @webwitted]

sounds like a plan, boss.

[. @webwitted]

“i wasn’t holding back—

okay, maybe i was a little, but you kept purring mid-punch, and i got distracted! don’t get used to that win; next time, i’m flipping you.”

[𝓑𝐚𝐝 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. (S-H) @FELlNETHEFT]

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@webwitted ——

〝 you look tense, spider. maybe a workout with your favourite cat will help you . . . unwind. 〞

˗ˋˏ 𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

〝 next time don’t hold back so much. or do . . . i kinda like being the one on top.〞♡
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