Sincerely Jocelyn

I probably just need a nap ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

@marenade_1 It’s okay it’s just a moment of weakness

[ducky momo🍉 @marenade_1]

hello if you’re an attractive serial killer please kidnap me, I’m testing out a theory thank you✨

[trinity alex @trinitronalex]

@realDonaldTrump I'm not going to act like I like you, bc I don't and I hope you choke on some fruit but I think you should do the right thing here.

#BrandonBernard

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

@realDonaldTrump I don’t like you but please for the love of god please do the right thing 😡

[The Appeal @theappeal]

“Even the prosecutor who tried Brandon’s case and a majority of the jurors who sentenced him to death now agree that execution would be a grave injustice.” @RepPressley urges Pres. Trump to commute Brandon Bernard’s sentence so he is not executed today.
https://t.co/gWP9zy1SF9

[Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT]

Alright so I think I figured it out. It wasn't a hacking of my sys, just the game, thanks to an email leak. I'm going to go live again and just hide the texts. The game is playable and I don't want to give that jackass the satisfaction of ruining this run
https://t.co/zNoHXv8Rzr

[nikki @NicoleBHSW]

Hey, rape survivor here. If you argument against defunding the police is “who will solve rape cases and find and punish rapists!!!” I’ve got some bad news for you. Not a single person I know has benefitted from reporting their sexual assault to the police.

[sleepy indica🍃 @fhashafasz]

How to be funny:

1.Divorced parents
2.Depressed
3.Childhood trauma
4.All of the above

If you're not on the list,no bro,you're not funny.

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

OKAY SO—
In Avatar (blue people movie) the blue dudes have some sorta dick in their hair??? And- and- and to RIDE ANIMALS AND STUFF THEY PUT SAID DICKS IN THE ANIMAL?!!!?? I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS SOMEONE HELP ME

[justin @farringt0n]

i don’t like standing up for myself because i have an iron deficiency

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

need mony gib mony 😔😖

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

“Who said anything about English”

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

“We’re not speaking English this is biology”

[Religiously-hilarious @ReligiouslyH]

My math teacher asked me about my sleep schedule.

Oh, it’s imaginary.

Irrational at best.

[Mary @gnomishly]

This is still blowing my mind lol

Close your eyes and imagine an apple. What do you see?

I'm a 5

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

“Do you think ghosts can be racist???”
-Maren

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

Biology 442 professor:
“God is the best biologist. He’s not just into burning bushes and smiting people he’s a scientist”
Ah yes thank you

[Sincerely Jocelyn @Wednesday_Steph]

Roses are red
I constantly crave sushi

[Religiously-hilarious @ReligiouslyH]

We always hear, “share your gifts with others”.

Some of you have the gift of ass.

Please, PLEASE, share your gift.

Thank you.