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Growth

[jordan @JordanUhl]

I've heard you. After much growth and introspection, I realize the error in my ways. Tonight I had tacos.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

*plucks a hair off my balls* “she loves me”

*plucks another hair* “she loves me not”

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Landlords are useless.

[Sena Bonbon 🧡🛠️ | DIY Bear @Bonbon_Sena]

*takes 2 melatonin gummies*
my dreams that night:

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

Kevin Hart says the hood is full of liquor stores and check cashing pay day loan places because people aren't "smart enough" to have bank accounts.

These celebs get a little $$ and think they can comment on planned systemic poverty + financial exploitation.

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@Guattari1 @SpiritofLenin Neither did most Nazis. They were a political. The largest number of Nazis were at home making dinner and going to work regular day jobs. Saying that these people were better just because they didn't take part is dumb af.

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

You are shameless.. The terrorist is your master, George Bush

[c🎈 @thismfnotreal]

I'll never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt's obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though

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New type of loneliness just dropped.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tinder announced a new invite-only subscription called “Tinder Select.”

In this plan, subscribers can message any users they have not matched with. Additionally, the “most sought-after” users will be able to see their profiles.

The plan costs $499 per month.

[robbie @roundrobinrob]

THESE TWO ARE FUCKIN!?!?

[ohlode @ohlode]

This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

‘School lunch debt’ is a term so absurd that it shouldn’t even exist.

That’s why I’m proud to introduce a bill to CANCEL the nation’s student meal debt and stop humiliating kids and penalizing hunger.

https://t.co/mAaKdKo1Af

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Psy introduces himself

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@beekay_5

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Photoshopping ya self eating pussy is completely insane

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

just stumbled upon an insane underground beyblade betting league

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@TeagueLewis1 Yeah bro trump 202024

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What a fuckin liar lmao. All the replies are in Arabic and Japanese lmao