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monkey with a typewriter

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[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[serene @armourgraces]

“adhd meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “normal” “people” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being stimulated by a stimulant. it feels normal because you live in 5th Reich Methworld

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Wait Yall

United States, Revolutionary War Rolls, 1775-1783

[asmariya @SaharanMujahida]

being autistic is like seeing multiple big ass elephants in the room and you’re just not supposed to say anything

[j @jadeymoon]

microdosing hell by thinking

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'm trying to be less condescending. I bet you don't even know what that means.

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

ur secret is safe with me because i lowkey zoned out

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

my dick big as fuck i think im hung hung hung sahur

[eve @csiirac]

threatening suicide after losing in hide and seek

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

[NY Persona Fans who are Republican Caucus 🫃🫄 @GayOPersona_NY]

Insane that the French options for hot and cold are "chud" and "foid"

[Nick @NickBel0ved]

2022 being 4 years ago

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

twitter may remove the tweeting feature

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything