Tortoise 🐢🍉

28 • She/Her • Canadian • ♎️♌️♌️ •

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

@BlackLeias Omg it’s Manny and Emma!

[peggy @misswhynowhy]

photo i just took 5 minutes ago at the mall i grew up in:

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

Hope a house falls on me so I don’t gotta work tomorrow

[coles @frogsuop]

i genuinely think "humans cant live without romantic love" is propaganda but if i speak further theyll Get Me

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

Did anyone else just see Jamie Lee Curtis in the hall?

[liz @degrassichats]

tweet like you went to degrassi

[liz @degrassichats]

the greatest lie degrassi told

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

@BlackLeias Everyone just deadass knowing it’s her on an alt account🤡

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

@BlackLeias ….i really hope they’re lying

[♡🥀 @aswissball]

Not only has Joslyn always been a weirdo she literally tried to silence Black voices that were trying to bring awareness to the racism in the show and fandom. She has a para social relationship with everyone involved in the show and it’s bizarre

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

@aswissball @thehoteleli Remember when she got her “fans” to pay for a trip that was already completed covered by the show. Her trumpie friends are def a tell

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

Oof precancer Zee is demanding to be felt today 😮‍💨

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like i love season 2 of spongebob more than my family

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

Lowkey tho 👀

[Degrassi Plot Bot @DegrassiPlotBot]

Eli begins to fall for Spinner without realizing it. Meanwhile, Joey sells phony drugs to Alex and Paige. #degrassi

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

The “nice guys” of horror

[HungerGamesProblems @THGPrblms]

“I did know Rue. She wasn't just my ally, she was my friend. I see her in the flowers that grow in the meadow by my house. I hear her in the Mockingjay song. I see her in my sister Prim. She was too young, too gentle, and I couldn't save her. I'm sorry.”

[ángy @angynity]

i genuinely will never understand why would someone make this brutal amount of money and just keep it all to themselves

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

I rewatched the entire series in 2019. it's interesting how it starts out in a whimsical, fantastical register and then turns increasingly realist as Helga gradually displaces Arnold as the protagonist. some Helga episodes are straightforward dark domestic dramas

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[Tortoise 🐢🍉 @weedtortoise]

@marisolseli Your ships are always SO good!! I love Sham? Cay? Sam? Pounders? Sowers? I know they cheer eachother on every game 🥰