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All the culture critiques fit to tweet. ___________ Don’t Not Panic.

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Gracie Abrams’ fame all of a sudden seems to be eating her frame? Are we concerned? First pic is super recent and second is a year ago

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hot girl of the day

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More like EpsTEEN, amirite?

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Did 3I/ATLAS release the Epstein files yet?

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#Bonnaroo day 1

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Today’s meta is:

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#crypto #hotgirlsummer #hotmom #memecoins

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#tariffs

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When does the Tradstayathomedad fad hit

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First DeepSeek Fart coin!

CA: J7pxw8SQPvLzV4MSieivzJAJqzRQE34sNnbdwAvWpump

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@TristanSnell Gives a whole new meaning to the current X logo.

Looks a lot like two overlapping salutes, no?

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Guess who fartcoined 💨

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#mummy #meme

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Epstein didn’t kill himself

Trump wasn’t hit by a bullet

What else?

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@TRHLofficial @harryjsisson HE WASN’T SHOT IN THE HEAD but NICE CAPS LOCK

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this is happening btw

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Blue is complete! Give me purple characters!

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If Biden is out the default next choice IS NOT KAMALA, the shadow VP we haven’t heard a peep from in 3.5 years.

We need a rapid Democrat-only weekend episode of Survivor or debate tourney or something to rally the left behind a candidate who *actually* feels like a choice.

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Supreme Court: “hold my beer”

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You would think Native Americans would be really great at reselling tickets

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Trump tried to use the power of the dark side to make the mic come to him

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where’s $shitcoinwifhat ?

#wif $wif #crypto #btc