Ricky Ryan

Candy Crush Survivor

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

There’s something unsettling about an older man on a scooter.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Blame the women for not speaking up sooner. Blame the shooting victims for not shooting attackers 1st. Blame the forest for being flammable

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

How long must I wait before I can safely shush a loud child on a bus without feeling like a complete a-hole?

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

2016: Trump is playing the long game, he will rise to the level of the office if he wins the election
2017: okay he just thanked a hurricane

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

This is my first-ever tweet and honestly it REALLY holds up https://t.co/18iF3pMIG1

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

Sometimes I think the wrong numbers on my combo lock at the gym just in case a psychic is listening in on my thoughts

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

@rachatat @sm10mace I saw this on IG!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Just like with the election, Hillary’s twitter wins the popular vote

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

me

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE

WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE

I WILL LOOP YOU IN

LET US CIRCLE BACK

I EAT BONES

SYNERGY

WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

Throwback to when I tried on @nicholasc01 's glasses #nyc #beardgang #allblue @ New York, New York https://t.co/VG7bhtwZpp

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

He lives his life "bigly" #debate #trump #hillaryclinton #isitoveryet @ Astoria, New York https://t.co/XwBzhVsyx4

[baghs @babaaghera]

and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.(2/2)

[baghs @babaaghera]

Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends(1/2)

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

Pho Fridays

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

Adulthood is getting through a whole Fireball without crying

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

@Modern_Romantic 👋🏽👋🏽😎

[Ricky Ryan @weekdaze]

No officer that's not coke on my nose, it's just a light dusting of flour from my excessively large submarine sandwich. Food is my drug.