Weepinbell

At night, a Weepinbell hangs on to a tree branch with its hooked rear and sleepsIf it moves around in its sleep, it may wake up to find itself on the ground.

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"The leafy parts act as cutters for slashing foes. It spits a fluid that dissolves everything" i have never done that, that would rule

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what if your egg hatches and no it's not a squirtle with Flamethrower but a goddamned weepinbell with Wrap and Sleep Powder reaaal useful :(

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what do you guys think of abortion i think the less life in this world, the better, i mean why bring a child into this mess

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gotta go to the HM trainer today see if he'll teach me strength but i dont think i can learn it i dunno. bet @Victreebel could. that asshole

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last night came home, a bit drunk (i used CUT anyways, its just a HM, no biggie) and found someone had stolen my collection of Soda Pop fuuu

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was out, sunning, getting my p'synthesis on, but i fell asleep, sunglasses fell off my eyes are sunburned it hurts so bad whywhywhywhywhyw

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yesterday, i stopped to yawn, outside my house, a little girl cute as a pikachu casually dropped a wrapped in my mouth gonna kill myself

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listening to the Smiths, ~*thinkin bout sunnier days*~

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@Victreebel im keeping his memory alive. also stop telling my friends that i sleep in his flower bed, it freaks the ladies out

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@Victreebel shut up vic, you cant tell me what to do anymore. youll never be like dad was

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i gained a level but i didnt learn anything except that life is short, brutal, and that my stamen is shorter than most

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when will i be able to learn the move Love Myself

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@metapod whaddup son

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@poliwhirl verdad, holmes. mucho verdad.

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@Hitmonchan yeah but can you regenerate health via sunlight

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ive been trying to scratch these dots on my head but i cant, my leaves arent sharp enough to do anything. i end up with green smears. :(

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got into a fight with a beedrill last night and lost. goddamned bug types, with their beady compound eyes and smug carapaces

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@Poliwag you and me both

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@Victreebel DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE, BRO. i still remember when you pollinated that bellsprout, man. SHE WAS FOURTEEN

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@metapod you ever feel like youre never gonna evolve and no one will ever use you as their starter in battle