Chester Drawers

chamber of not secrets that probably should be secrets

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Yestalgia

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@writesloud What drink did you settle for?

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@patrick_ness Prove it

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I <3 having an excuse to recklessly open books & tabs sit in a chair for hours-w phone on do not disturb shut out the world feel elite, so I’m doing my thesis. When the time comes for it to make sense I’ll have my hands over my head surrendering & that’ll be tough but til then 🤙🏼

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Have you seen Slip? What do you think?

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@micah_bro_wn I like where you’re going with this

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@Nerdspringbreak Ice Spice sounds like a drug I shouldn’t try

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@RFrenchComedy I’m here for it Reggie

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@philritz1 @0xGumby “Antisocial” is one way to put it

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I’m sick of Twitter trying to bait me. Looking at the tweets on my timeline from the creeps complaining about Chick-fil-A’s submission to basic integrity.

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@kewlshrek Shrex out

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When the post starts with “hey folx” you know I am not reading a single word further

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@0xGumby More like click it or ticket or lick it

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I’m excited for Flag Day! June 14th

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I dare somebody to watch a two video

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Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!

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Sipping on a ballpoint pen. Blue ink tastes like butter

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I’m eating my dogs homework right now. It’s pretty good

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Sometimes when I give a lot of details and specifics I get worried that the person I’m talking to could think I’m a liar. Because you know how they say liars give a lot of unnecessary info. So anyway I’m trying to keep things vague

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Being sober puts a lot of miles on your car. You can literally always drive and only have to use Uber to go to the airport. Basically we could put Uber out of business if we stopped drinking. This is not a sober agenda this is business. This doesn’t apply to drunk drivers

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Hill and Bill climbed up a hill bill fell down hill got up bill turned around hill made a bill bill passed a bill Jack came over jane said stop jack fell down hill said whatev bill got a black eye hill started stripping on blueberry scones jack froze to death