I <3 having an excuse to recklessly open books & tabs sit in a chair for hours-w phone on do not disturb shut out the world feel elite, so I’m doing my thesis. When the time comes for it to make sense I’ll have my hands over my head surrendering & that’ll be tough but til then 🤙🏼
I’m sick of Twitter trying to bait me. Looking at the tweets on my timeline from the creeps complaining about Chick-fil-A’s submission to basic integrity.
Sometimes when I give a lot of details and specifics I get worried that the person I’m talking to could think I’m a liar. Because you know how they say liars give a lot of unnecessary info. So anyway I’m trying to keep things vague
Being sober puts a lot of miles on your car. You can literally always drive and only have to use Uber to go to the airport. Basically we could put Uber out of business if we stopped drinking. This is not a sober agenda this is business. This doesn’t apply to drunk drivers
Hill and Bill climbed up a hill bill fell down hill got up bill turned around hill made a bill bill passed a bill Jack came over jane said stop jack fell down hill said whatev bill got a black eye hill started stripping on blueberry scones jack froze to death