David Sinclair

Centrist Dad. 👍🏻

[90s Footballers @90sPlayers]

Paul Gascoigne at his peak was unstoppable

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Cheddar cheese and strawberry jam is far superior to Brie and cranberry as a sandwich.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

One of the best life hacks you can do when on holiday abroad is to take a plug board with a single plug adaptor to charge multiple devices at once. You're welcome.

[Campbeltown Pupils Youth @CDJFA23]

With some relocations we have some availability at our festival on Saturday 3rd June 12noon kick off. 3x2011 and 1x2013 spaces available. Development festival
#Campbeltown #ruralfootball
#syfa
#grassrootsfootball #footballfestival
[email protected] or post

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. I knew books were my passport to a better life. #SupportLibraries

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Philadelphia should come with a clear lid so you can see it's already got four colours of mould on it before you take the lid off and expose yourself to salmonella.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

profound and moving from Nick Cave:

“if you have been fortunate enough to have been truly loved, in this world, you will also cause extraordinary pain to others when you leave it. That’s the covenant of life and death, and the terrible beauty of grief”
https://t.co/yFjB5XEOre

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

As anyone worth their salt knows, this is the best tasting part of a chocolate orange

[Jim Murphy @glasgowmurphy]

🧵
This thread is about how the SNP will to try to 'game' the UK media popping in to their conference this wknd. I know it can be hard to hold nationalisms to account on our islands. But SNP have a media template that often works for them esp w/ media from outside Scotland 1/12

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

The relationship between free market think tankers and actual markets seems roughly equivalent to that between Marxist intellectuals and actual workers.

[NC💎| Miss Data👩🏽‍💻 @chantelkoena_]

So a friend of mine asked me to watch the documentary on Netflix titled: Get Smart with Money and I must say that was one documentary that opened my eyes regarding how we view money, spend it and can make more of it.

[David Sinclair @weetoonboy]

@putey_pute We went the other way.

George foreman downed tools, so started making toasties in the frying pan. Not going back!

[Adam Fortune @moonhound17]

Back in Perth this Friday night to play my first gig at The Tavern 1843 on South Street!

I'll be on from 8-11 playing all of the deadly hits on my 12 string. Come along to sing along and drink pints. https://t.co/OGz0JvCKiK

[Incunabula @incunabula]

The Finnish word "kalsarikänni" means “drinking alone, at home, in your underwear”. The Finnish Tourism Agency has released two emojis for the word.

[Alex Cole-Hamilton🔶🇺🇦 @agcolehamilton]

Officially sanctioned by the Kremlin today and banned from entering Russian territory along with 38 other U.K. politicians.

For as long as Putin and his gangsters rule Russia and wage war in Ukraine, I’ll treat that sanction as a badge of honour.

Slava Ukraini.🇺🇦

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Teenagers, the difficulties you face now will be revealed in time to be absolute trivia compared to the towering wall of shit that arrives in your 40s.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Cafés serving scones or tea cakes with only one portion of butter should be shut down. It's two, one per half as a minimum

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I use the same amount of double concentrated squash as normal squash.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Under 70? Quit with the "I'm so old" shtick. You're not old. Old starts at 70 and really gets going at 80, 90 and 100.

[David Sinclair @weetoonboy]

@Iainmackay8 Was anyone else wearing a just T-Shirt? Everyone else is wrapped up like it's winter! Bet you the folks at the soup kitchen have got a few layers on.