Wegan

senior copywriter back on the market in more ways than one

[Wegan @weganmalsh]

@emonormie Normalize tapping the car in front of you a lil! That’s what bumpers are for!

[eammon @theeammon]

Sounds like it's better to not eat nor drink anything on the planet right now, except Doritos. Haven't heard any warnings about Doritos. Stay strong.

[Wegan @weganmalsh]

@Jandies1 Seville 100%. Probably Madrid

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

The rule is clear. If you moved to NYC after July 2019, you are a “transplant.”

[Wegan @weganmalsh]

@nayasroom_ All the asshole responses are from men. Shocking.

[Wegan @weganmalsh]

@LadyReapr @mirandasummerse @buturlosingit No problem miserable bitch!

[Wegan @weganmalsh]

@LadyReapr @mirandasummerse @buturlosingit Not sure the name calling was warranted here

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

“heyyy could you pwease turn your AC off this week while it’s 100 degrees and 50% humidity? we need that power for times square billboards and AI slop🥺”

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Lukewarm take: we need to stop using mental health/therapy buzzwords in day to day life. Not everyone you dislike is a narcissist. Being sad doesn’t mean you’re depressed. There’s a resounding difference between being nervous and having anxiety. You’re not ADHD because you don’t like to sit still. You’re not autistic because you’re quirky. OCD doesn’t mean you’re organized. And for the love of all that is holy, not every situation that made you uncomfortable is “trauma”.

[donald @Boringstein]

do you know how absurdly high the bar is for a night to be the best saturday night New York has ever had? basically every summer weekend night here is paradise already. whatever videos youre seeing, it was actually 100x better. greatest city in the world not even close.

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

in most of america you experience a title run through a television in a living room you drove to. in new york the game was projected on the sides of buildings and strangers hugged on the sidewalk at midnight. density is just the precondition for collective joy

[the katerion channel 🇵🇸 🌾 @goodluckkat]

Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day

[Henry Jeffreys is working on a new book @HenryGJeffreys]

The first rule of eating in Spain is if you see a green vegetable, grab it, even if it means having salad for breakfast. You might not get another opportunity.

[fico @fico_chu]

too many nyc tourists lack the core strength to be riding the subway without holding on to the handlebars

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Tired: Humans are killing the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are killing the planet and we literally know their names

[K(sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyett]

One of the reasons that both Neoliberals and fascists hate people like Mamdani is because he proves they are all liars who have effectively sold out their constituents to billionaire interests.

All of the pain we have been told to endure has been a choice to sate the wealthy

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

the Chesapeake Bay is the largest estuary in the US! its watershed spans NY, PA, WV, MD, DE, VA, and DC!!! this travesty leeched toxic chemicals into the food, water and land for millions of Americans and the US GOVT HID IT FROM US FOR MONTHS!!!!!!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.