Shartin' Scorsese

Proud owner of a 2005 Ford Taurus X

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@small_jawn Look how they structured my settlement

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@Fredward3948576 This is what going hunting with my dad was like as a kid

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@c110101101 Squisrael

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Surely the worst thing Karl Malone ever got away with

[B. Scott from Hiram Clarke @brandonkscott]

I’d just turned 8 years old. Was looking forward to the Rockets facing the Bulls in the Finals once and for all. And then Karl Malone sets one of the great illegal screens you’ll ever see. Clyde Drexler is erased from the play. And then John Stockton.

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Game 7 on prime video Adam silver you deserve certain things

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Farting so hard I have to throw my hat away

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OKC is private equity basketball

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I put a switch on the pooter

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@doloyeung Sabbath reference

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30 minute break at work got me googling “major garland Briggs highlights”

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Need a gif of that huge guy they just cut to during the Florida game immediately

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*dies all over your floor*

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You know who I am. I’m the departed

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The plan here is pretty clearly:
-kids stop reporting
-Florida reports lower rates of CSA
-other states adopt due to “success” of policy
-label all trans people as pedophiles
-state-sponsored extermination of trans people

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

DESANTIS: “In Florida, our policies are very simple, zero tolerance for exploitation of our kids. And that includes us instituting under my tenure, the death penalty for pedophiles. I think that that's an appropriate punishment when you're doing this to these young kids.”

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@atlanticesque Yet another marg tower

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Combining all the condiments in the fridge to create a Super Mustard that tastes like shit

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Packers Bears tomorrow

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Funniest football game ending I’ve ever seen in my life

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Chambliss is on a one of a kind heater oh my goodness

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I don’t think a lot of people understand what constitutes “open” in the nfl. Those defenders cover so much ground so fast it makes still images deceiving

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@benedictsred Jim Croce erasure