Max (🌲)

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[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

weirdpine on tumblr, just pine on cohost

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

spent the last year just baffled by netflix’s every single business move and this quote just snapped it all into clarity like the picture in a Magic Eye taking shape

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

sign in the apartment elevator about "we know someone has an air rifle and is shooting the birds, stop that, that's illegal" has a conversation happening on it in blue pen where someone says "how else to stop the birds" and someone else replied "shoot yourself with your gun"

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober

[Christopher Sebela @xtophersebela]

renting your software wasn't far enough. now you must rent your colors.

[Zelda Wiki @ZeldaWiki]

Our time has come to reclaim independence.

[餡 @ANcoo_mm]

クァンシ様どんな服でも着こなせる
#チェンソーマン #chainsawman

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

hey everyone catch up with dungeon meshi right now

[Ly Ri @EmilyRiordan5]

Funny Apery. Male-centric Workplace Humor. (1/?)
#DiscoElysium

[momopatchi @momopatchi]

The original 😭😭 the pixelation is killing me .. also it’s unfunny siblings from the same canvas … idk what i had going on

[http://heather.flowers @HTHRFLWRS]

WHEN CONSIDERING WHETHER TO BE MAD ONLINE, THE VERY FIRST THING YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF IS "DOES BEING MAD ONLINE MATERIALLY AFFECT ANYTHING AT ALL"

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

WHY IS "SCHOOL" A SPOILER TAG

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

what the fuck is going on with birdie wing

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

anyways fuck that guy for asking someone to volunteer to fail to demonstrate a point.

[Max (🌲) @weirdpine]

remembering a prof that asked for someone to draw smthing that represents 'mud' on the board and i volunteered and 10 seconds into drawing i realized that words would better capture the concept of it and wrote the word "mud" and screwed up the point the prof was trying to make

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

technical assistant

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

base-64 number system i came up with when i was in fifth grade