abby🍉

punk in drublic • she/her

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[Avery Edison @aedison]

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

Not my friends going viral on baseball twitter and starting Discourse….

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

People on social media clutching their pearls and writing novels about Summer House cast doing drugs…

Yeah I’m sooo shocked the cast of the show about 30-40 year olds staying up partying until 4am every weekend do coke lol

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

The concept of someone putting my dog’s instagram on their close friends but not me…

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

Facebook really is the gift that keeps on giving

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

sorry but “they gave he-man pronouns” is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

Jaboukie’s impact ❤️

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Kids, I understand that raw dogging to you is slang for just "doing something without distractions or preparation" but please understand that's not how it's utilized for anyone over 30 and especially not to use it in professional conversations

[𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆🦂🥛 @Sinister_Sophia]

This was satire six years ago.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[Dan @leathergregory]

Obviously his husband has just been assassinated. Let him grieve in his own way.

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

Last night Marco’s family was talking about things white people do that Mexicans don’t and as soon as he and his sister said they’ve never seen Polar Express me and the only other white guy there gasped and went “really?!”

Proving their point immediately lmao

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

I immediately thought “the hot guy from Sleepover” and I scrolled and it really was about him 😳

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Need help identifying an actor from my brain. He has a mole on his upper lip and is very hot. He’s not that famous. Who is he please

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[abby🍉 @welcometoabby]

Lmao why did I think for a second this was about Santa

[mari @blythsdaya]

imagine going out with your family in a cute winter fit and then thousands of people on the internet start saying your face is round, your nose is wide, and your belly is big