athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
Collinsworth- “I thought a raccoon kept getting into my trash so I set up a trap. Turns out it was actually my neighbors cat. So I brought him inside and fed him. It’s my cat now. I own the cat.”
Tirico- “The Patriots won the toss and will defer until the second second half”