@sasquatchvlogtv Here the translation:
Guy fights cat. Pauses.
Cat: Ok, I wont hold back anymore
Guy: ha, and how can you do that?
Cat: *Throws out a trap with a huge monetary cost*
Guy: *Distracted*
Cat: *Kicks guy off*
Guy: *Literally falling in the trap* Faaaaaaaaack
@BibChr More idiocrasy than outrageous tbh. I mean my heart goes out to the female athletes but if some Martians came to see the progression of humanity, I think they would leave either confused or laughing.