the Bar Wench

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(403): Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.

[the Bar Wench @wench_bar]

Saw the @officialgogos tonight with an old friend in Hampton beach, NH #goodtimes

[the Bar Wench @wench_bar]

@officialgogos @CasinoBallroom I was there! So much fun! Awesome from the second row!

[the Bar Wench @wench_bar]

1. Accident on highway made me 45 minutes late to work 2. Everyone spoke to me slowly, carefully, like a special needs child #summerinmaine

[B @SassyNurseB]

Reasons why I am tired: "I was nice all day so that was exhausting."

[Johnny_raconteur @john_raconteur]

Waiting Tables Summed Up in 4 Minutes, 18 Seconds | the bitchy waiter http://t.co/qsAeJjmPkr

[amanda mcneil @GingerMidwest]

Why would you place the ginger in direct sunlight?

[the Bar Wench @wench_bar]

@waitresslife #FaultInOurBars Not only are mohitos a pain, but they make such a frigging mess.sticky mint leaves=2*pain

[Luke @1ntoxicologist]

I just overheard a woman say to a bar creeper: You try anything, I'm going to scream, swallow my wedding ring, and kick you in the balls.

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS, AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN... then you aren't a bartender

[Honest Bartender @Bar10ding42long]

When the fuck did ppl get so entitled abt free WiFi?! Used to be "do you have", then "what's the password?" Now it's "reboot your router!"

[Server Bitch @Server_Bitch]

😂😂😂 me every day

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

When your "day off" turns into a day of running errands and doing shit you don't want to do

[- @MarkTremonti]

Happy Easter!

[Adderall Had Me @AdderalIHadMe]

#AdderallHadMe not being a useless piece of shit like usual

[the Bar Wench @wench_bar]

@Krystal_Maine I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I'd love for you to love me didn't you see I'm tryin'