whaley 🐋

enjoy yourself (it’s later than you think)

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Selling 2 x tickets to the amazing Tatty Macleod at the Performing Arts Centre in #bristol tonight. Really wanted to go but got a bad cough and don’t want to cough over her jokes 😥 £15 each. DM me.

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Selling 2 x tickets to @SeaPowerBand in Bristol tonight, DM me!

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@chillidaddy Hey! Used to love getting this deal but the buy one get one free hasn’t been available on Uber eats for a few weeks now 😭 Isn’t showing on the app!

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@pitchfork wrong

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@EmilyIsabelle @rrrachelmartin It’s giving “imma let you finish”

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Bye Twitter 👋

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

I’m not gonna say what kinda lunch I had, from what kinda restaurant, and what kinda deal I got on it. I know I can’t say that.

…
It was chilli daddy
@therealsalmoan

[Chilli Daddy @chillidaddy]

Buy-One-Get-One Free From Monday (13.02.23) to Thursday (16.02.23) exclusively on UberEats to celebrate Valentines Day! No code Needed.

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

I can’t even imagine what’s going on inside that fish’s mind!!!! Fuck. Nothing short of a religious experience

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🗣 "I am homosexual, and I no longer want to hide myself." ❤️

Czech Republic and Sparta Prague midfielder Jakub Jankto has publicly come out as gay.

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

I swear the problem is that people have come to believe that they are truly the main character, because they are so perpetually online that this is all they know. They say / do something and everyone claps… why wouldn’t it be the same in real life?

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

I’ve seen it a few times recently where a performer has to remind certain people in the crowd that this is their show, because they’re trying to get the spotlight. I long for people to stop believing they are the main character 😭 it’s becoming so painfully cringe

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Same thing happens at sport events like pitch invasions at football. I don’t get it??? Didn’t you come to watch your team? Why do *you* have to be on the pitch now? Or on stage? Or talking to the singer?

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

It’s me, I’m All Star slut

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@jetblackjag honestly their existence bores me. I am bored

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

Thursdays are the best day of the week for this sole reason

[Chilli Daddy @chillidaddy]

Buy-One-Get-One-Free Thursdays: ChilliDaddy weekly biggest customer reward day exclusively on UberEats. No code needed.

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@jetblackjag Wendy junior satisfied ✅

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@jetblackjag Ugh that perfect eye make up makes me so depressed. If I did that my eye would immediately swell like a pufferfish and I would likely lose vision for life. No batty crease for me

[whaley 🐋 @wendyclear_]

@jetblackjag Matty the squeal!!! 😂😂😂😂