Wendy Cooper

Mother of @markcooperyxe and @olivercooperyxe. Adventurer and a staff member to the dog.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

⁦@GretaThunberg⁩ is sadly correct. Looks like things are happening faster than I thought it would. European weather: Winter heat records smashed all over continent. https://t.co/ghJhEFBE5l

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*

*This may not be true

[Tara Slone @TaraSlone]

Why do people have conversations on speaker phone in public places. Why???

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Election Day is HERE! No matter how it goes, there will be a tomorrow, and America will have issues we need to solve. Join @IAmPoliticsGirl and the brilliant @Thom_Hartmann as they discuss what comes next. https://t.co/trwJnKzzg2

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@ThatRevenantGuy @BigshoesJimmy @stefschwartz Abraham Laboriel https://t.co/r8Wxi48WTP and Getty Lee https://t.co/zoF1O94jeH were bass guitar players that would get the occasional solo and it was hot. The list is long my dude.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@KylaKitzul @tammyrobert They have no idea how truly awful they are. I used to tell the kids I worked with that “Those people are powerless. Their only hope is to ruin your day to get their high. They don’t get to tell you how to feel about yourself. The truth is you are awesome. Them? Not so much.”

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@JL_Braden @TheHerleBurly @DrKyle Apparently we need to continue to cut funding for education and use American television shows to guide us…

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

😂🤔😳🤣

[Assistant Associate Minister of Clarifications @ABRedShirtGuy13]

@Captaincoby00 I don’t remember, but a pack of 25 cigarettes was less than a dollar, and a glass of draft beer was 10 cents.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

Okay did my Sunday Twitter binge and found this…. Sooo good

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

My house is all introvert all the time. People are good and all but it is nice for my kids to know they don’t have to be “on” if they don’t want to be.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@scottwilliamsCA @singletary I would’ve thought that sci-fi was their frame of reference. Like a chicken vs egg scenario. Life imitates art…. Like the BB8 we got for the boys a few years ago.

[Rachel the Realm Mom @rachel_elisse]

I was raised on the child punishment teachings of James Dobson. When my oldest was born, I decided not to use spanking - ever. I had relatives beg me, in tears, to reconsider. They said I would ruin her.

13 years later, I just had my first 8th grad parent teacher conference. 1/

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@GriggHaley @PastaPrimcess I think you don’t know me. I don’t have issues with sex but thanks anyway.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

@patlorje Don’t forget the glass of wine. That much sugar will make you thirsty.

[Wendy Cooper @WendyCooper]

OMG this is my laugh out loud Monday gem

[PinothyJ @PinothyJ]

@_hawkeyed @paulisci Did someone use a misleading graph to prove their point? I think they did! Whose a wanker? Who is my little dishonest wanker??

[Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl]

A hard truth for some healthy/able-bodied ppl to accept: sometimes ppl are just born/become sick or are born disabled/become disabled regardless of religion, diet, exercise, positive thinking etc. It’s just part of life & victim blaming/shaming won’t stop it from happening to you