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[colton @wengmanc]

https://t.co/QXFVTvrkOP

[colton @wengmanc]

@dudewithaj how could you say that to me. after all we’ve been through together… the speeches, the protests, the boycotts. We even committed arson together Jude. You and I both know those cotton fields deserved to burn. And now you have the audacity to turn your back on me

[colton @wengmanc]

know how some cotton t-shirts are sold as ‘preshrunk’? they should be required to label the other ones as ‘the first time you wash this shirt will be the last time it fits you ever again’

#cottonconspiracy #howdoeseveryonejustgoalongwiththis #activism #cancelcottonspreadtheword

[colton @wengmanc]

If you buy a t-shirt and it shrinks after you wash it YOU DIDN’T GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR
#ban100percentcottontshirts #totalscam #absolutelyzeropercentmyfault #paidgoodmoneyforthatdryerwhywouldntIuseit

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B

[colton @wengmanc]

https://t.co/jzMNsrQKvw

[colton @wengmanc]

@The_Big_Eutz definitely should take a good look into #fartypissnpoop coin! it’s about to blast off #fpnp #somethingstinkyisacookin

[colton @wengmanc]

@Loshhhhhh hey bro @Loshhhhhh just redownloaded twitter. time to lose hope in humanity again

[colton @wengmanc]

https://t.co/RRjHZGAKr0

[noah @Loshhhhhh]

“Who’s making all that racket” I say as I walk into the racket manufacturing facility

[John @JohnSmithNewark]

"wahoo! yehoo!" me when my face eat I eat bbq ribs 😋

[Bobby BP Portis @BPortistime]

I fell in love w being me!

[colton @wengmanc]

my girlfriend just got me my first spooky basket ever. life is good

[!i @diegofye]

having an iphone and using spotify never made sense 2 me

[colton @wengmanc]

loud obnoxious bf + socially anxious gf

[colton @wengmanc]

Insanely good scientific and investigative journalism; leaking natural gas wells will soon become a large scale issue across much of the United States. Here’s why:

https://t.co/zefySUrfvc

[korby @korby_f]

everyone the main character in they own life, you create your own destiny ‼️