wenna

no i must protect my true identity

[📀 2M❌️ch 📀 @Veloce2Mxch]

Ça me fait tjrs marrer qu'un pays COLONISATEUR soit choqué par des violences. Ptet ils ont colonisés en offrant des tasses de thé et des cookies on sait pas

[Zany🥕 @zanyfen]

I like how many of the criticisms of the uk porn ban focus on incest porn specifically. Reminds me of an old soviet joke

A man wants to join the nazi party and is being interviewed.
- To join us, you need to kill six jews and a cat
- Why the cat?
- Congratulations, you're in!

[Stefan⁴⁴ | ステファン @fortifoursi]

The UK is just too soft man. All of that conditioning in classrooms to sit with our legs crossed and fingers on our lips was to keep us in check now we’re older 😭 look at our French neighbours, burning their shit to the mf GROUND dawg 😭😭😭 we could never be them fr

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

preheating was a psyop by big oven to get you to use more oven

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[DORI @DoriDigital]

the weed that they put into pre-rolls is like the meat that they put into hotdogs

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I get so nervous when someone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s on my phone

[🐈‍⬛2🎃 @2rare2rare]

white niggas after moistkr1tikal calls someone a poop sock cum dog finger pee pee boner

[SPOOKY neon !! @ont0logiclwast3]

@oragotaba carbs + protein = welcome to caloric intake brother

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[lil sno @younger__jeezy]

We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.

[sc🍪🍪t @SQUOKE2]

This movie somehow escaped being called absolute shit when it came out

[Justin Osborn @justin_osborn]

@missmayn Bout to mess things up for the rest of us. It's the literal ass renaissance and these dorks want to send us back to the dark ages

[ally @missmayn]

men complaining about women dressing like hoes instead of playing it cool surrounded by sexy women is the problem like get me off this lame ass planet.

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

i need a bad bitch that is a LOSER with no friends

[ComicAccuracy @comicaccuracy]

The way Lanterns fans described Smallville, I would’ve expected Darkseid to be a 6ft tall nigga in red sunglasses.

[wenna @wennakait3]

@feyiiiiiii_

[Chuck Strangers @Chuck_Strangers]

Easiest way to say no to someone is to add playa after “nah playa” it’s like i denied you but at least i called you a playa

[hzrn @hzrnvm]

Snickers' marketing is so strange. it's never about tasting good, it's advertised as a total practicality, just to deal with hunger