Wendy Churton

she/her

[Prime Minister of Canada @CanadianPM]

Watch live: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, along with @DeputyPM_Canada Chrystia Freeland, participate in a virtual conversation with families to discuss the Canada Child Benefit. https://t.co/lu49dC7P60

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@brofromanother Wait. Did I just date myself with a laughing emoji and side-part?

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@brofromanother 😂

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

Happy 40th birthday Brad @murraynmitch1 it’s not too late for a shout out! #birthdaysurprisefromPFT @PFTompkins @StayFHomekins @janiehaddad @A3ArtistsAgency

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

Happy 40th birthday Brad! I hope today is full of equal parts laughter and relaxation. We’re so lucky to have you in our lives. Thanks for being a kind, generous human.
Here’s our doggo.
#birthdaysurprisefromPFT @PFTompkins @StayFHomekins

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@StayFHomekins did you see this?

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

Tomorrow’s the big day! Hoping for a #birthdaysurprisefromPFT 12/13/20 for Brad @murraynmitch1. Reason 5: channeling some @BoJackHorseman @PFTompkins. Can’t forget the nice font. Thanks @prairiegirlbake!

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

#birthdaysurprisefromPFT it’s Brad’s birthday @murraynmitch1 12/13/20 s/o from @PFTompkins Reason 5: During our wedding speech he told everyone that “Uptown Girl” perfectly describes our relationship, and that he was the uptown girl. That counts as an oldie, right? @StayFHomekins

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

#birthdaysurprisefromPFT

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

1/3 So I've gone ahead and blocked my husband Brad @murraynmitch1 in the hopes that he cannot view this series of tweets. For anyone who knows him, his 40th birthday is coming up next week (Dec 13). If you know Brad, you know he's a HUGE fan of Paul F. Tompkins. @PFTompkins

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@A3ArtistsAgency maybe you could help?

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

#birthdaysurprisefromPFT manifesting towards a birthday shout-out from @PFTompkins to Brad Churton @murraynmitch1 on 12/13/2020. Reason 4: b/c he married a millennial (me) and has to hear me use words like “manifesting”. Got flu shots today and showed his kiddos how to be brave.

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

#birthdaysurprisefromPFT hoping for a shout-out from @PFTompkins to Brad Churton @murraynmitch1 on Dec 13/2020 Reason 3: Because it would be perfect to say Happy 40th (birthday) in time for your 40th (episode) of @StayFHomekins @janiehaddad

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

Uh oh. He’s on to me. He’s knows something’s up. So I randomly exclaimed, “Cake Boss!” And unapologetically stared at him. @PFTompkins @StayFHomekins #birthdaysurprisefromPFT

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@whysimonewhy @PFTompkins Hoping for a birthday shoutout to Brad Churton @murraynmitch1 on Dec 13/2020. Reason 2: To save me from giving him anything Brown. Unless it’s a signed photo of @PFTompkins in a Brown suit? He’d love that. @StayFHomekins

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@PFTompkins Please give a birthday shoutout to Brad Churton @murraynmitch1 on Dec 13/2020. Reason 1: He once proposed the idea we dress up our golden retriever as Mr. Peanut Butter and our kid as Vincent Adultman. Turns out our kid is allergic to peanuts! @BoJackHorseman

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

Saturday night, kids with their grandparents, and my husband is watching Mank with @PFTompkins @StayFHomekins

[Wendy Churton @wenryder]

@thepitchforkco @Green_Blossoms @reneeinTO @savvymomdotca ho & where do we sign up? is there a fee?