Everett Wensel

Accountant by day...huge sports fan any other time.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Almost that time @adamvinatieri 👊

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@PeteHegseth You’ve won the war like 143 times right? Situation is such a joke

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@waitmaya 37

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@BoilerMuse @barstoolsports

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@Brett_McMurphy Going to lose by 100 while Curt is smoking Marlboro’s on the IU sideline

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@MaxMillerOH @berniemoreno Man you really are a piece of shit and an asshole

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

Breaking news: Dodgers have signed relief pitcher Jesus Christ, and are in deep talks with the ghost of Babe Ruth.

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@emilymiller Looks like to me the vandalism claim was more bogus than the 44 times Trump has won the Iran war

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

#OnThisDayInWWE 25 years ago on #WWERaw:

Vince or Shane?

But why choose when you can give both of them a Rock Bottom?!

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@TonyReali 28-3 was the peak as a Patriots fan

18-1 is a pain level of 15 from a 1 to a 10 (even with the good luck after that that is the one that still stings)

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@HQNewsNow To channel 50 cent here we challenge Mitch to read a page on video from a Happy Potter book. If he can do it I’ll consider that proof he’s alive. I don’t make the rules @50cent does

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@CarsonHocevar @NASCAR How about eating some @Chilis on the bricks?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

OOOOOHHHHGN HERE WE GO GIN

[Everett Wensel @wenselev]

@DJNickAtKnight @matthewdelly @cavs Thought you were going to say Bernie Kosar

[Joe McBride @McBrideLawNYC]

I saw Andrew and Tristan today. Tristan is already down 6-8 lbs... "I have to wait hours for a guard to walk by. I begged for food last night. He said, "Yes, I will get you some." The guard never came back. I am starving. Joe, is this America?" 💔

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

The “tough alpha males” who had child porn seem very fragile suddenly.