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software developer/CCTV/Access control/IT expert. crypto enthusiast. gamer. .

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@amerix Finish my software projects. Internet is expensive

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@Seraphinaf5 71

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@ericomondi_ Pilot ni wazimu

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Who is the game's ultimate GOAT? If it's someone else leave your answer in the comments below 🐐👇

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@FabrizioRomano

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I will be giving away 100,000 dollars to somebody from my email list on Christmas day.

Rules.

1) You must be signed up to my email list to win, I will randomly select an email address and email the winner on Xmas day.

Sign up for free on https://t.co/Lc5d0JEJIv.

2) You must retweet this tweet. If you are selected, and you didnt retweet, I will choose someone else.

Top G.

The G stands for Generous.

GOOD LUCK!

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Y para completar el 3x1 nos hemos venido arriba y vamos a tirar la casita por la ventana: el jugador llega cedido por una temporada y a cambio nosotros cedemos a Tom Ford y Smith sin opción de compra. Oferta irrechazable.

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@TelkomKenya You wont help.

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@TheDreamProfit @Vitus_osst Why are you gay

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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6 tons remaining from the 12. Trying to set a world record for eating 12 tons of kitkat @KITKAT

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Yes. Everything going on in our lives is our own fault.

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You were humiliated in the first debate with @cz_binance . Just recognize bitcoin and move on

https://t.co/5roSjPFUgy

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

@saylor I said five years ago, not five years and eight months ago. Stop cherry-picking low points to make your shitcoin look better. Now that I've got your attention, care to actually debate Bitcoin? Who wants to moderate? I'm fine if it's another Bitcoiner. Two against one seems fair.

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$pi
https://t.co/4GvdrrWZu1

[Crypto Banter @crypto_banter]

🫵 Be honest. Name one crypto project you believed in that completely died.

[wenslause @wenslause5]

So now, everything is about USA and Iran. Where is Israel

https://t.co/qysnAggM85

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨UPDATE: IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE, REOPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ COULD HAPPEN TODAY

A ceasefire proposal could take effect today and reopen the Strait of Hormuz, with both sides reviewing terms to end hostilities, per Reuters.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

@PeterSchiff Timeframes matter. Since Aug 2020, Bitcoin is the top-performing major asset and it’s not even close. Zoom out further and the gap only widens. $BTC

[Chandana 🌻✨ @RoseOnX9]

Interviewer:
A 10GB file becomes 3GB when zipped.
No quality lost. No data removed.

So the real question is:
Why was it 10GB in the first place?