☆emily lightyear☆

a little bit poetic noble land mermaid, a little bit cotton headed ninny muggins.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

here's your forever reminder to watch the road. it ruins lives when you don't.
#ghostbike

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

the cherry on top of the 2nd thanksgiving without dad and not spending it with my own family:
watching george sr's funeral episode of young sheldon
😭

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

in serious need of some dad advice right now, and thanks to the fucker that killed him, that won't be happening.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@gaussianpeak @TheMormonNews @_Kristine_A @fatcatsfun don't you be putting a + after that 5'11" thank you very much!

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@rejectedjokes on this tote bag is the reason my now husband messaged me on @hinge
now we are headed to see him perform live

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

my mother in law referred to our cat as her niece, so I don't know what kind of family tree is going on anymore.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

MIL saw my lock screen & apologized again for leaving early. told her it was no big deal & she carried on about missing the singing.
*insert fight scene at wedding during Fiddler on the Roof*
MIL: at least that didn't happen at your wedding!
me: it could have, you left early 🤷‍♀️

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@gaussianpeak I have so many stickers I can't bring myself to put on things because of this... but yet I yearn to look cool with *insert sticker covered thing*

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

there are kittens in our yard and I'm determined to befriend and pet them.
my husband is about to learn just who he married.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

Dreamt I was reported as a missing person, but actually I was going to disneyland and my mom/MIL didn't look at my Instagram stories.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

the contrast between the ex that didn't support my photography business (and had no financial involvement in it either) & the husband who was totally on board for me to drop 2k on a year long business course is wild.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@IMterriblyvexed @jordandvdsn If you did it through ticketmaster you're probably fine. I found a rando on Facebook that seemed legit but the series of events in the last 2 hours says otherwise

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

me: i'm going to be spontaneous and buy concert tickets from someone trying to resell them!
also me: promptly gets scammed.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@jordandvdsn yeeep. I made marty do all my dirty work, so we are waiting for the venue to reply about how legit their fake looking ticket is or isnt...

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

watching young sheldon with my husband.

nobody:

me: I'll give you a dollar if you can guess who that actress' brother is.

also me: do you know who that actor is? he also performs the theme song.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@gaussianpeak I don't want you to live in Utah either

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

someone went on a highly supervised outside adventure this afternoon

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@IMterriblyvexed Ewwww tuna

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

Already regretting telling husband about my idea to have both families over for dinner next month when my sister is in town for a blur of a weekend.
Because what will I be able to cook that I won't hear about for the rest of my life?
Obvs. everything is going to have lemon in it.

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@IMterriblyvexed Oh but then I'd hear about it forever. Just like macaroni and cheese

[☆emily lightyear☆ @wereradletshug]

@jordandvdsn @DecreeB Marty told me he always gets teary when at his friends weddings and the bride comes down the aisle.
I got NOTHING of the sort 🤣🤣🤣
but then again, I didn't either 🤣