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nvm

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Jeffrey trump @itstrumpmfs]

Agamemnon throughout the entire movie

[El Hijo del Virgil Hawkins |🌐| @MillyBeamen]

Odysseus' confidence after plucking his bow for Antinous and every suitor to witness. #TheOdyssey

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (00:19:04)

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

Beautiful dinner gift from the young legend Gege Akutami.

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

Never leaving this website:

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

Girls will be like “he’s a male manipulator” and he’s just a guy who reads at a 3rd grade level

[La Santa @mayrol_rod]

Mi novio en el mundial conmigo | Mi novio con el puto castor de Buckees

[reilly @reillywryly]

whatever the opposite of flirting is

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

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[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Ragnarın oğlu Björn @Ahmense]

Bu yüzden kamp yapmak çok tehlikeli ⚠️

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

[chase @cfree94]

you’re laughing.. mitch mcconnell is about to be reincarnated as anne hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing??

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>a dark ritual revived the tick

Yeah, that’s it, that is NOT one of Gods creations.

[laika @2666enjoyer]

i don't deserve to

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Burped so hard at CVS that the force of it sent every single pill flying at high speed like shrapnel and it killed the pharmacist and 4 customers

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."