Wesley Parsons

Accountant, currently seeking clients in Neverland, OH (RP @NewPeterWendy)

[Wesley Parsons @WesPars]

It’s hard to believe I’ve been in Neverland for nine years…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@JulesCarpente20 Jules, you’re so talented. It’s amazing!

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*looks up from behind his computer to the scene before him… @JulesCarpente20 painting while the littles zoom cars around the floor… he sighs with the contentment of a man who has all he’s ever wanted*

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Amber_Poppins @JulesCarpente20 *looks up to nod at Ams* 👋

*returns to happy-bliss-dance-cuddling*

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*slowly sways holding @JulesCarpente20 close, while a fast song plays*

#NLmidsummer2018

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@traynorcommaeli @AgentTacos @pixies_pilgrim @PetersPanels @DangerTeddy Alright. I can manage that.

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@JulesCarpente20 Whatever you want, love.

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@JulesCarpente20 *plants kiss on top of her head* Whatever you choose. Just... maybe not tights?

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@AgentTacos Haha, you just never know what will happen here in Neverland!

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@AgentTacos I had to return the favor! *grins* I'm happy I could be part of it.

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@AgentTacos *shakes his hand* Congratulations, man!

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@AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr *buttons jacket* Lead the way!

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Glad you are back, @JNDarling. The paper is worth reading again.

Thankful I faced my fears and gave Neverland a chance. @JulesCarpente20 https://t.co/Lll0gDfUPs

[John Darling @JNDarling]

Never let anyone tell you what you can't do! New Editorial: "Why Taking Chances is the Key to Happiness." https://t.co/rligOleaMC

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@Elyislost @AgentTacos @DangerTeddy Here, here! *toasts* To many more victories, and many, many more donuts.

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@AgentTacos @Elyislost @DangerTeddy Except Mad Max was must faster...

*points* To the Pan Cave!

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@Elyislost @AgentTacos @DangerTeddy *hits a few cones he was trying desperately to miss* Forget it! *crosses finish line*

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@DangerTeddy @Elyislost @AgentTacos *finally gets unstuck* HUZZAH!!!

*drives past Tacos* WANNA DONUT NOW???! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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@AgentTacos @DangerTeddy @Elyislost *speeds off* YEAH!!!!!! *gets stuck in a dirt pit* REALLY???!!!