boogerman

debian linux & croatian new wave enthusiast

[RacistShоtаLоliHitlеrRарist69✝️ @ShotaStealerNya]

me

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[pyukumuku 2 @pyukumutwo]

(officiating a wedding) i now pronounce you goonstick and wobblemeat

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

a little baby deer just said he would whoop my ass

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dentist ripped my jaw off and threw me out a window

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

the people they are inventing on instagram reels will change the world as we know it

[Allwyn♡ @drgnfrt]

This is a really exciting option for me. I can host children’s birthday parties on the ground floor while also having enough space to reconstruct the Saw bathroom in its entirety in the basement

[clayre @BronyJugend]

This is probably the lowest he's ever been. This is somehow worse than being in prison

[boogerman @wespened]

literally me

[Kureca @Kureca8]

Interesting things are happening on Reddit right now.

[Kureca @Kureca8]

Interesting things are happening on Reddit right now.

[Mevvnich @Mevvnich]

bro bad at talking

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

ALL WEEK. I TWEAK.

[Intarabus🇱🇺 @Intarabus333]

Gen Z warlord

[dead horse @funeraldecavalo]

a gargoyle impersonating my son

[Washdolf Goatler @YakumoLegalist]

one of the most tiresome things surrounding linux "culture" is the constant desire to impress passing normgroid with jingling keys like this

"you don't get it mayne.., he CODES to watch his ANIME bruhhhh aint no way this diddy this blud heall nahhhh"

[Mia ✦彡 @mia_novakova]

you shiver and the city shivers with you

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Would you get in the man's car?