Wes Corwin

Comedian, Software Developer. Funniest Comedian in Texas 2018. (he/him)

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

My dad told me no matter what, I should always be myself.

I’ve lost every costume contest I’ve ever entered.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@JoshtheSandwich

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

FUNNIEST COMIC IN TULSA AT @TulsaLoonyBin ! Tomorrow night at 7pm and 9:30pm! Veterans and First Responders get in free!

*i’m posting this as an ad, but also, come out if you’d like, it’ll be fun!

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@TMFanSupport hi, my wife’s friend transferred her a ticket to a concert tonight and she opened her Ticketmaster account just now and the ticket isn’t there. When she tried to open the same accept link in the email, it says the ticket was accepted by another email. Pls help.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Hold on, trying something…

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Matt Rife? More like ‘Matt Rife-With-Great-Jokes’!

Follow me for more biting social commentary on the state of stand-up comedy.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Sometimes, I think I'm getting healthier mentally and approaching a state of zenness. Then, a show comes out called 'Cruel Summer' and the ad plays 'Teenage Dirtbag' instead of the song LITERALLY called 'Cruel Summer' and... nails on the chalkboard of my mind, every time.

[Josh Johnson @JoshtheSandwich]

Dear Kyrie,

There's a dude in Denton that is all about Flat Earth theory. He decks his car out every week. You guys should hang out. Iono how he feels about jews but he seems easily convinced.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@Alex_J_Gaskin “Oh, I almost forgot, Mister Batman. I took the liberty of having your BatMobile tailed by my sinister henchmen…

Interesting choice in cave, sir. My wife, she loves caving.

Pretty much the only thing close to that neck of Gotham is… uh… Wayne Manor. Isn’t that interesting?”

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@JoshtheSandwich Absolutely.

[Maggie @SayHeyMaggieLC]

This was a really fun one! Looking forward to presenting on Part II 🔥🙌🏽

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

The people in the town square have spoken.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@4MoreBeers @ralphbarbosa03 The people want answers

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@MrMikeHawkburns Everybody else made it look so easy, Ms Lahren.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Welp. It was worth a shot. Guess I’m stuck not being banned from Twitter.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

@BetterThanU_TD 100% Agreed. I'm actually very bummed they deleted that one and not this one.

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Yes! I got one of my accounts banned on Twitter! It is possible! #wagmi

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Please give me back my body.

https://t.co/2nSLTVZKWU

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Wes Corwin @WestCornfield]

Okay. Calm down. You're the world's greatest inventor! The world's richest man! You were in Iron-Man 2!

You just need an idea, $4 billion and other people's engineering labor and you'll be out of this in no time!