Sarah Gordon

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@uhhhuhhoney_ Liking in support, not like GOOD I’m glad

[R/GA @RGA]

Copywriters when someone refers to "the creative" meaning design only

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

That toddler who was swallowed then spat out by a hippo might have trauma but he’ll never struggle to think of a “fun fact” about himself for team building exercises #hippo

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@chadlogans ❤️❤️❤️

[yuh @lemonpepperTy]

it’s bisexual awareness week so you have to think about me

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

call me crazy but I think the government’s function should be to improve the material conditions of the people and to make our lives better instead of demonstrably, horrifically worse

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@chadlogans Babe I would NEVER wear a belt over a shirt like that

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@chadlogans Have you ever tried to explain how the new cream-colored rug ties the room together to a man listening to Death Grips at full volume

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

#NewProfilePic

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@mpellittieri

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

I need to stop having dreams about my teeth falling out—it’s getting too meta. Ln I dreamed I got smacked in the face and needed surgery because my teeth were dropping like flies. DURING the dream I thought, “after all those dreams about it, my teeth are actually falling out.”

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

I voiced a spur-of-the-moment insight during a work call today and everyone smiled and nodded while I spoke. Felt great.

Then I saw my neighbor naked in their garden. Winnie the Pooh style. Felt weird.

Personal life 🤝 professional life #balance

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

I am very aligned with today’s Wordle

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@partygodkevin Too true.

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

I’ll be impressed when it’s 2/22/2222

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

@kelsixsloan I don’t know if it’s worse that they didn’t know it’s a plant, or worse that they tried to make it with vanilla ☠️ I was yelling at the tv

[Sarah Gordon @westside_sarah]

Recently saw a contestant on a cooking show attempt to create chocolate by mixing brown sugar with vanilla extract and I think about that a lot