Westside Gump

Scientist and Virologist. 12X marathon finisher - 2009 Boston marathon. Reds, Buckeyes, Bengals fanatic.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Just imagine the damage Kamala Harris and Tim Walz could have done on a national level. Just imagine.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Seriously Croatia got fuckin hosed.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Soccer refs and reviews are the worst on the planet in any sport. No wonder America doesn't embrace this bs.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

No fuckin way that's a red card. Maybe a common foul. Corrupt FIFA

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

We knew masks didn’t work in 2020 and literal Supreme Court justices are wearing masks in 2026. Absolutely insane.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Turkey players and coaches as unlikeable as you'd imagine. Also, announcers need to stop mispronouncing turkey. No need to cater to their bs.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Eventually they will kill or cripple her.

Then their ratings will go back to zero.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Hey Reds. How about you pussies score a run against these mediocre Brewers pitchers?

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Down 2 runs...might as well be a million.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

@RedsDaily4 That's not baseball. That's Geno.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Holy fuck Dunn. I made 3 harder catches in LF in softball tonight than that can of corn. We just make losing plays at every opportunity.

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Deaths in the US so far in 2026, by cause:

Drowning: approximately 1000 (22 kids in Texas alone)
Mushroom poisoning: 4
Rattlesnake: 3
Lightning: 2
Marathon: 1
Measles: 0

And, oh yeah, overdose: approximately 30000

Let's try to scare people some MORE about measles, huh?

[Matt Wilkes @_MattWilkes]

Tony Santillan now has a -1.1 fWAR, worst among all relievers in baseball.

Should not be pitching anywhere near the 9th inning, and that's been evident for quite a while.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

First Reds game of the season with the kids at the ballpark and they get to see this performance. What an embarrassment.

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

WAR by Team

[Dr. Drew @drdrew]

Before the cruise ship outbreak, Moderna was already developing a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine—and the media panic made their stock jump 20%. Is Ebola next in the profit pipeline? Discussing w/ pathologist @ClareCraigPath at 5ET + @ericbolling & @gloriajromero https://t.co/LsDmkrq5P5

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

I hate that I let this collection of strangers to affect my daily mood. April was a fun run... Oh well.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Dane myers is a dogshit center fielder.

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

Throw a fucking strike you asshats!

[Westside Gump @westsidegump]

A 4-pitch walk to the 9 hole hitter with bases loaded. Wtf