NicK Montgomery

All Killer, No Filler #801

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Today while waiting at the hospital a 10 yr girl made fun of me for being bald. But she doesn't know that I'm rubber and she's glue #amirite

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the updated Charlie Brown special where they grind up the Great Pumpkin to flavor someone’s latte.

[wint @dril]

i have successfully avoided getting a "Charlie Horse " through out my entire adult life .

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

My Professor gave me a list of formulas to memorize, she forgot to gently place a 1000lb cement block on my head.

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

i believe we'll see nintendo announce donkey konga 3 tonight

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

LDS tools wants you to update your personal info so you delete it instead #thuglifechose

[Pabs Neruda @gracefulsteppa]

When you realize your dad jokes aren't enough to attract the woman of your dreams

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

I've been watching videos of Bob Ross painting for the past four hours... don't send help, I'm happy #bobross

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Anybody else feel that the new Kendrick release is subpar in retrospect. #Kendrick

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Next time someone asked me why I shave my head I'm just going to tell them I'm an Air Nomad #Arrowtattoos #Avatarthelastairbender

[wint @dril]

this shit really hits home for me since i was once forcibly removed from a united airlines flight for having a bee hive stuck on my head

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Can someone put an end to the crying laughing emoji face epidemic please!😂😂😂😂

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Prolonged introspection will be my undoing.

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

@Miclo_19 Lets go Bolivia!!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

One of Uber’s self-driving cars crashed in Arizona. Evidently, the car couldn’t stand to hear one more passenger say, “But it’s a dry heat.”

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

Trying to do math homework but everything in the world's more interesting than math homework

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

@Miclo_19 it's a scary thing 😰

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

#HowToHerdCats
I give up😽

[NicK Montgomery @westsidenicka]

You had me at "associate at In-N-Out Burger" 😍 #MARRYME