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[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

and the only photos of him publicly available are from when they were young. we never saw him as an old man. that version of him was only for dolly to know. what a privilege it must’ve been to be the only person allowed to keep that part of someone entirely to yourself.

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Girls need to understand that the whole point of having a boyfriend is to exploit his labour as an assistant, which should allow you to be even more fabulous

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

U know I can see why Jesus hung out with prostitutes

[X 🇹🇹 @TheNastyPastor]

I follow rappers girlfriends and girls with scammer boyfriends on DEPOP because they let everything go for the low they didn’t buy it 😂😭

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[tubber kitchen @anxioussoul69]

There’s no dawg in me but I think there’s a cat in me that just wants to sleep all day

[MissAnthrope @LyssAnthrope]

Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.

[RepMariano @mariiann01396]

mi novia quería noche de películas, pusimos la primera peli al rato la miro y estaba asi

[museofthesun @solarystix]

Drake’s PR so good right now. Got y’all tweeting he love women. You forgot he’s an emotionally stunted man who likes to pick at his exes, doesn’t like women that much, and is a fake gangsta?

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Scientific explanation why weekends pass so quickly!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

scientific fact

[𝒜𝓆𝓊𝒶 @aquasucre_sims]

Just found out pregnant sims can’t bowl what the fuck. Bowling night ruined

[bolceviche @bolceviche]

Mi novia y yo usamos la bandera israelí como señal de que hay algún familiar cerca q puede leer el chat y así no mandar mensajes peligrosos

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

while you're on twitter hating i'm getting my thighs rubbed under the table

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

lol she literally do not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[martha @mxmsworld]

On top of all crises we have this

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill