Shane

cassette tape connoisseur. enjoys a nice chilled riesling. 1x d5 men’s soccer state champion. jgb enthusiast. amateur frisbee golfer.

[Shane @wetbedbill]

the world if girls let us be little spoon

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[Shane @wetbedbill]

I’m 25 and I don’t think it’s gonna get any better. The walls are closing in. I get panic attacks everytime I step foot outside. I’ll never get back to how it was and my best days are behind me. I probably deserve this and think it’s too late to rectify. May god have mercy on me

[Shane @wetbedbill]

If they elected me Ayatollah, we’d be calling it the straight of Morehuzz

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I hate arsenal

[The Original Gator Hator @GatorHator1996]

Nobody is gonna believe me, but I saw a Werewolf drinking a piña callada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect

[Shane @wetbedbill]

@crankshafr It’s definitely grizzly tho right?

[Shane @wetbedbill]

generally enjoy my life, but i do often worry that it won’t get better than getting a wii for christmas in ‘08

[Shane @wetbedbill]

@Pflan9 Not too shabby. I’m an optimist but don’t think United gets UCL. Here’s my thoughts

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. United
6. Newcastle
7. Brighton
8. Villa

Relegation: West Ham, Wolves and Leeds

[Leen☆ @1251club]

Isn’t it crazy that 10 decisions shape your life and you’ll be aware of 5 about

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This football club.

[Shane @wetbedbill]

it’s actually amazing what 3 beers with a friend can do for you

[Shane @wetbedbill]

pint of guinness only time i split from my g’s

[Shane @wetbedbill]

severance but for drinking 10 beers and 2 bourbons

[grilled cheese maniac @salmoncurse]

I would like to honor David Lynch's memory by reminding you that he invented the griddy in 1990 when he had Ben Horne do it in Twin Peaks

[Shane @wetbedbill]

plums underrated

[Shane @wetbedbill]

feeding my old ass chihuahua queso by the brick

[Shane @wetbedbill]

everytime i open a cold coors banquet stub bottle i feel like gods special little boy

[Shane @wetbedbill]

@Pflan9 Don’t feel arsenal has improved the squad enough to win the league. Cali is the best signing and Serie A to prem transfers hardly work out. Like the Tottenham and Villa placements though. Think both will be fierce sides this season.

[Shane @wetbedbill]

i only wash myself with fresh rain water cascading from the leaves of a middle aged japenese maple tree

[Shane @wetbedbill]

@MrVito00 @Pflan9 Chelsea gearing for a relegation scrap, not a title 😂