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"it's what's on the outside that counts" - my mom. ❤️: @mynameislegss

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Back from hiatus to ask if anybody knows a literary agent for this 'ol gay boy? Trying to publish a longer version of this... (DM for proposal) https://t.co/RBjs09Br34

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@mynameislegss omg i was just there! in fact i took that very picture....🧐

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You can’t fuck a selfie

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@chafeta That woman is always on the move

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every episode of gossip girl is serena being like "me, my entire family and everybody ive ever had sex with are going to a library benefit are you coming?"

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@Anthologist Lol I knew it

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Im gonna start a suicide hotline slash travel agency where you’re only allowed to kill yourself after you go to the beach for a week and dance with a hot stranger in a plaza with little string lights

[legs @mynameislegss]

new year same torso baby

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what’s that? you want us to step on you??? okay, little guy

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Got in a flight with my mirror self about the viability of earned income tax credits

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Being on Grindr makes me think damn 35 could be a lot worse

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@mynameislegss 777!!!! Cherries babyyyyyyyy ding ding ding we got a winnaaaaaaa

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@deliclit I want to be Cuchara

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On the plane from New York to SF and everybody is coding, coding. Look at me you cowards! I have sandwich from home

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quem quer fazer parte de um sandwich de gringo ?

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@Jackcoplen I secretly loved it I was so calm

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Took me a really long time to realize I had Giardia this year

[Jst Shoes @livemyownlife6]

17. Your Top 4 pictures of 2025?

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Mi amor mi vida cara de mis pecados

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Who’s feeling krabby?

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Im the bilbo fucking baggins of the upper east side