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@Simon_Ingari My wife worked for a major computer company who ran a mainframe computer housed in its own air conditioned room. Started overheating same time each evening for no apparent reason. Turned out the cleaning contractors new member of staff unplugged the air con and plugged in her vac

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@MauraMcC127 @GermanSimply_ Wouldn't Berliners say Ik liebe dich or is that Brandenburgers?

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@Whatsynumber @SarahCoombesWB I understood that an actual kirpan had been replaced by an engraving on the comb that Sikhs carry, so the blade was no longer carried.

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@ghost_wales Look up Ockham's Razor.

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@MysteriosoX Rocket salad as a starter?

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@ItsAndyRyan In Dutch it is known as Den Haag and 'sGravenhage. Other towns in the Netherlands include Den Bosch (also known as 'sHertogenbosch, Den Helder and I think Den Dolder

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@GermanSimply_ Or if you live close enough you nip across the border to Belgium or the Netherlands

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@Avabelly__ Blackie

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@history99917180 You are locked in a room with a rattlesnake, a scorpion and a lawyer. You are given a gun but only two bullets. Who or what do you shoot?

The lawyer twice. You want to be sure he's dead.

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@GermanSimply_ @CliveWismayer @chirriey My first German teacher was fond of phrases to remind you of some aspect of grammar. This one he called the NoGe rule

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@GermanSimply_ Don't forget: Mir ist das scheissegal and Keine Ahnung, both very dismissive

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@GermanSimply_ The one thing that annoyed me was the German habit of starting work at 8:00am on a building site and stopping at 8:30am for breakfast. Why not eat it before you got there and work through?

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@DIRE20211 @Jenny_1884 The Swiss manage to hold referenda quite regularly and they seem to operate smoothly and efficiently.

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@Jenny_1884 Zelensky can offer the UK the availability of economically priced and effective drones plus training in how to use them. We should not ignore the offer.

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@history99917180 I was told yesterday I was eating my dinner in the wrong order!

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@MrPitbull07 I get my own back on him by reducing his meals by one piece of chicken. My wife laughs at me but I'm not going to be bested by a dog.

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@MrPitbull07 Our dog started coming back into the house rattling small bits of gravel round his mouth and would only give them up for a biscuit. Then one day he decided a biscuit wasn't enough and he started holding out for a bit of chicken.

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@honeymoon250 22

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@Theclassiccomp That's not a two stroke!

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@carlafrancome @bookingcom Email that photo. That stare will have them quaking in their boots and rushing to refund you.