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[Krana-kler @TheChroNikler]

If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

average x-files episode intro:

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

One would assume the tickle monsters hands are feather like, one would assume

[. @playboicurrryy]

i am a biologist and i just took this picture

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

Me to the exhausted, underpaid nurse looking after me on the Alzheimer’s unit:

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

Alright

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

using my fat chud detector...aaand yep. its going off

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

grogu chicken fries impaired my ability to drive

[joey @grinschorus]

Steals all your fucking water droplets

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

@alexaiswell

[Echo🐈 @echoistrans]

i like pizza i like hamburger i like candy i like playing video game

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

Drinking a Strawberry Margarita while watching Blade Runner

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

Eating Grapes while watching Slumdog Millionaire

[Wet Towel @WetOwloca]

Fruit Induced Psychosis (FIP)

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Wife and I have tried everything. Therapy. Fertility clinic. Our last hope is Gentlemelon

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

pond was mid today

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[nycnouu @nycnouu]

#PokemonWindsWaves in real life pt. 1 :-
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