Jamie Wetzel

Community Life Director at 2|42 Community Church

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Orchard Park, home of the @BuffaloBills, has seen 66 inches of snow in the last 24 hours!

This is the highest 24-hour snow total ever recorded in New York state.

📸: @BuffaloBills

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

I've long believed that the best barometer of inflation and the state of our nation's economy is the current serving size of the chips and cheese at @tacobell. #currentlyshrinking

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

@GraceRandolph Not a protestor. It said, "These people made the movie." Looked like pictures of people who worked on it.

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

@amandakrill @brandonsixthree Isn't that what you have?

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

@SusieFinkbeiner POISON IVY!!!! jk

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

Remember when @mvelopes worked? And when it didn't, and you submitted a support ticket, it took them less than a week to respond? Yeah, that was awesome.

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

@GoodvsGooder I was just talking with a friend the other day and he, with a straight face, used the term "beauty bark" to refer to mulch. I had to stop him to see if he was serious. Apparently it's a thing.

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

THIS IS NOT THE ALL 90s PLAYLIST I ASKED FOR

[B Tripi @btripi]

@MSU_Football has so far held Tulsa to minus 59 yards rushing. The last time Michigan State held an opponent to negative rushing yards was in the 2015 Cotton Bowl vs Baylor. The Baylor offensive coordinator at the time was Philip Montgomery who is now Tulsa's head coach.

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

@therobdale @CatalystLeader @242Community Giddyup!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

My wife said something about her jeans being too tight while we were driving on a dirt road and now we are nominated for a Country Music Award.

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

That moment when you're driving down the highway and something catches your eye in the rearview mirror. Only, you realize that giant spider isn't IN the mirror, it's ON the mirror. #distracteddriving

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Accidently opened the Groupon app and now I’m taking my family to play indoor mini golf in an old Red Lobster.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

your rap name is your credit card number + the exp date + the cvc code on the back

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

About a month ago I stated that I wouldn't buy an @LGUS phone again after my G4 died prematurely just out of warranty. @LGUS contacted me, had me send it in, and fixed it for no charge. You just won me back. Thanks!

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

Listened to the owner of a crime scene cleaning business being interviewed. He's been in so many homes, he says that the majority of people are messy slobs. I was disagreeing with this in my mind, as I watched a guy in a truck casually toss his candy wrapper out the window. Sigh.

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

Brian Dawkins. #HOF #testify

[NFL Retweet @NFLRT]

Me: I'm so excited for football to be back!!

Some jerk: It's just preseason

Me:

[Jamie Wetzel @wetzelja]

Me: [rising to my feet, slow clapping]

[ABC News @ABC]

UNDETERRED: Severe weather couldn't keep this woman from returning her shopping cart to its rightful place in a Walmart parking lot after unloading her groceries. https://t.co/wFTNmIeCz4

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

Unreasonable Self “I’m going to eat these 18 Oreos right now.”

Reasonable Self “18 Oreos will make you sick and fat, put one of them back.”