armadildo♡

Take it up with your therapist♡

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Him: hope you are not mad
Me : of course not
Also me:

[body tea drinker @tardrippi]

vaping makes us infertile??? what other benefits does it have?

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Lakini mimi naweza kupenda yaani. Kama shosho yako from your mum's side.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu tentando dormir na noite anterior a algo importante

[27. @dimvji]

holding back sarcastic replies takes a lot out of me

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[joan💕 @macrajoan88]

My only fear is poverty, early pregnancy and premature death otherwise if i marry wrongly i will divorce

[Imjustagirl🧚🏾‍♂️ @kamauess_]

I keep coming back to this tweet whenever I start dating just to remind myself

[armadildo♡ @wewacha]

Left the house for a long distance trip without my Oraimo necklace life 😭😭.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Of all the worst misfortunes that can happen to you, this is number one

[Ayobami🌸(blue tick) @not_abayomi]

Rebranding 3 quarter leggings to capri pants is so funny and it’s still ugly regardless.

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Mimi nakuanga busy lakini nikipenda mtu tutatext daily saa yote. Hio mambo ya sijui wewe ni bad texter upeleke na huko

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

everyday i yearn for a hopeless romantic nerd past 9 pm

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me when I notice that someone I see as just a friend is about to ruin the friendship by confessing their feelings to me

[armadildo♡ @wewacha]

I still can’t believe Liv and Maddie weren’t twins 😭😭😭😭

[Cactus owino🥬(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Big 2026 we cannot be shaming women for using contraceptives...

[akila. @becka1icious]

please be stalkable

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right