will

an apple a day
you die anyway

[will @wfarka]

@ace_national still unable to access Grantium, been trying to upload DYCP application for 3 evenings in a row and it just loads endlessly. Will deadline be extended?

[will @wfarka]

@nationalrailenq @AvantiWestCoast @LNRailway Are there any trains between London and the northwest being diverted via Birmingham as described

[will @wfarka]

@nationalrailenq @AvantiWestCoast @LNRailway The national rail website still is listing trains passing through Rugby to Nuneaton, are they actually running?

[will @wfarka]

@nationalrailenq @AvantiWestCoast @LNRailway Why are there still tickets being sold for the affected journeys ? Are there any diversions via Birmingham scheduled, I can't find any details

[will @wfarka]

@nationalrailenq Do you know when it will become clear which trains are being diverted via Birmingham new St ? Trying to plan journey from London to Stoke.

[will @wfarka]

@ace_national Please can you email decision letters if grantium isn't going back up imminently

[will @wfarka]

@ace_national Is there an update coming?

[will @wfarka]

@TomBlackfordArt @ace_national I've eventually received an email telling me I have a decision letter to view on grantium (but it's still down)

[will @wfarka]

@ace_national Via email or grantium..?

[will @wfarka]

@ace_national are DYCP decisions being announced via Grantium or email? Still can't access.

[will @wfarka]

@DaftLimmy you fuckin do

[will @wfarka]

@DaftLimmy this you singing for Belgium mate?

[Dmytro Kuleba @DmytroKuleba]

I will not be diplomatic on this. Everyone who now doubts whether Russia should be banned from SWIFT has to understand that the blood of innocent Ukrainian men, women and children will be on their hands too. BAN RUSSIA FROM SWIFT.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

first harambe now this

[Haroon Siddique @Haroon_Siddique]

Phil Kingston, 83, was arrested during Extinction Rebellion protests for this graffiti on the Treasury

[will @wfarka]

Absolutely priceless, this couple are chatting about golf on the Undateables and she says "what's your handicap" and my man says "Autism"

[will @wfarka]

@rmdbutler When I first joined Twitter in ~2011 I called Professor Green a twat for complaining that someone had booked his tour flights too early. He replied instantly.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

[will @wfarka]

@santanderukhelp I need to request a paper statement but I cant call customer services as I'm out the country, can I do it by email / live chat?

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Thanks to everyone at the BoomTown show yesterday today will be on the main stage Lion’s Den at 2.30pm #Boomtown