Whitney Franker

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

It's good luck to have a bee fly up your dress and sting you in the butt on your wedding day, right? #WeddingFail

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

Here come the waterworks #classickev @kjc16w2b1

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@h34greer I have never seen a further resemblance of myself than that

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@c_lawlipop2 @keebs_theelf I'd be shocked if this never happened to you 2

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

When stuck in traffic and u decide u aren't going to let anyone in but the car in front of u lets EVERY car in #youHAVEtobekidding #backfire

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@c_lawlipop2 appreciate the shoutout! Very excited to officially be apart of the Lawler madness!

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@kjc16w2b1 oh hell yes!! #proudcousinmoment

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

The fast food strike may be the best thing that's ever happened to some people

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@K_Brelsford @aliciafischer #thecompletepackage

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

While attempting to run and I want to quit due to exhaustion..I hear @cchapman1 voice yelling "pump your arms!" #hauntingme #itactuallyworks

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

@away_goals it's a marketing strategy, a way to boost admissions, a way to compete with the big boys

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

If upset about VEISHA ending just transfer to a small private school that has May Term and you can "VEISHA" for an entire month #waybetter

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

Was Alexi Lalas really necessary to have for halftime analysis, I mean didn't we hear enough from him for a month during the World Cup

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

Cannot believe that we are making one of the soccer powerhouses play on artificial turf, that's laughable.

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

My new home for the next couple years...not official unless I have a half zip, finally get to add some… http://t.co/qzz6nquPkA

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

With a heaping spoonful of cookie dough is how I enjoy watching crossfit games

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

Shark encounters....#nobiggie #threewarningsigns @ Treasure Cay, Bahamas http://t.co/VFkzMYT46o

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

Germany must have watched Oprah's "you get a car" episode in their pregame..."you get a goal and you get a goal and you get a goal!"

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

I've got 11 cones that could play better than this #BRAvsGER #worldcupsemis

[Whitney Franker @wfranker]

AHHH!!! LOUD NOISES!! #timmyhoward