Kelly ✌

pnw ~

[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

I haven’t “changed” in the last few years, i’ve HEALED.

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

States* damnit

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

Sometimes I feel like I ain’t shit then I remember I’m a single mom who lives alone, 2 stayed away from any family, works full time, has an excellent credit score, and I’m reminded of who the fuck I am

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

I’m such a procrastinator I left the task of mourning my divorce until the week it’s finalizing and now I big saddddd

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

I’ve had such a stressful day and I just found out Boston’s teacher quit to top it all off 😭

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@faithspeare I had the worst hang over of my life yesterday and I was pondering all day on how it felt just like the first 3 months of pregnancy

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@faithspeare @Marissamakesit Ily forever ❤️

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

The older I get the more I realize I do not know how to properly accept non-toxic love

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

Currently laying in bed and I hear an iPhone alarm go off; it’s not mine and I AM ALONE. So do I go look outside my bedroom window and see who’s stalking me or what?

[Coochie Lip Sommelier ™ @SudacaTonto]

Brentwood mfs be boating every weekend but not getting vaccinated. Like bruh you worried about the wrong Delta

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@faithspeare Because we are a ✨shit show✨

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

Except for Faith because she’s my soulmate

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

My toxic trait is only being able to make friends with women that are at least 10 years older then me and men

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

If one of you brentwood mother fuckers doesn’t do this I swear to god

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

I get a lil chuckle when boys I’ve met on bumble follow my work Instagram and always like my posts. It’s random but I love the support 😂

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@faithslew Nope but I know someone who does 🤷‍♀️

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

This is so unacceptable. She should not be taught that bud light is an acceptable choice of beer.

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@gingg4life @tval__ @AntonetteLynn70

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

Would anyone like to hear the wonderful story from Saturday night of how I found out 2 guys I have been sleeping with are friends? Like good friends…..

[Kelly ✌ @whaat_the_kell]

@gingg4life HA prior to Saturday night aka Friday morning I decided to discontinue with one because he has a gnarly foot fetish(no shame, just not into it). I went out with the other and his friends and they were going to invite their friend(insert name) and I was like wait a secondddddd🤔🧐