Just a whale🐳

(she/her)
the Atlantic Ocean has great internet | 23 | Chaos Enabler | aro ace 💜🖤 | virtual resident of NJ 😔

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

The earth may not be flat, but the ocean definitely is

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

Just as an fyi, if the Twitter purchase deal goes through, I will be deleting this account

[GM Punk @TheNoirEnigma]

These are the text I get from my sister, wtf lol

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

There comes a point in your healing journey where in order to heal from certain things, you have to limit discussing it. Stop giving it your energy & over analyzing what happened, and just accept what is instead of reopening the wound over and over.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

i’m not like most girls, i’m a 330,000 pound completely aquatic marine animal

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[trash jones @jzux]

just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life

[worm 🐛 @softandworm]

We need more coming-of-age stories except the main character is +25, employed and hates their job, single, with less than one friend, and generally bad at human relationships

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

A cowboy picking their hat is the exact same as a wizard picking their wand

[Devin @DevinElleKurtz]

Meet Lou, the spotted eagle ray witch!

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

Me: slut era
My body: zombie era, take it or leave it

[Ekata Mandal @ekatamandal]

The flower lady and her geese🦆🦆🦆

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

Except 🥺 and 😔. They can stay. But I want the rest back 🥺😔

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

I miss 2013 gumdrop emojis 🥺

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

Reject modernity. Embrace tradition 🥺

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

Y'all are terrible 😭

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[Just a whale🐳 @whalehellotoyou]

I bet vampires feel really silly right now, being immortal during climate change